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Maybe not THE Tom Hanks... but A Tom Hanks.

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@1900hotdog.bsky.social Did Rusty call into the podcast from the afterlife? His audio has this weird subtle echo.

11.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

10.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5397 ๐Ÿ” 622 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's leverage some agentic development and resurrect Atom!

09.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh! Also! I had general anasthesia when getting them extracted too.

09.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really dodged a... yeah.

09.03.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@alexschmidty.bsky.social Get this: I only had 3 wisdom teeth!

09.03.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Tuesday?

09.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I imagine you'd see a lot of confused young men who didn't realize they'd signed up for the draft.

08.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My daughter's favorite ballet teacher is an intense Russian lady.

08.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Before you share that story about how troops were told the Iran War is for "Armageddon," read this The narrative is dramatic. The sourcing is thin. And skepticism matters, especially on something this serious.

I agree with a lot of this, worth reading:

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/before-you...

06.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 760 ๐Ÿ” 137 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Hegseth was an infantry officer. Which is worse, because he should know better than to cheer on what's about to happen.

07.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The analysis I'd heard said this was always risky manuver because you essentially eliminated districts that were solidly red and created districts that are a "light-pink" in order to math out complete GOP control.

But I know nearly nothing about Texas, so I guess we'll see.

05.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dang man. I guess no more giant birthday bashes.

04.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a chance that activist voters defeated Crenshaw and it's not the he wasn't hardcore enough?

04.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the car though.

04.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Texas has open primaries right?

04.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The '80s were a simpler time.

03.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

...before prison.

02.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses says it 's true with his finger on his chin ALT: a man wearing glasses says it 's true with his finger on his chin
01.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HelloTushy <dot> com, use code "Greg" at checkout!

01.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1980? No.

01.03.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no no, Hegseth is a Gen X, don't put this on Millennials.

01.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the beer is Yuengling Light? Absolutely.

27.02.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sure, that's what an Omega Speedmaster is. Good job.

26.02.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy's definitely earning out.

25.02.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: Epstein hid secret files in storage units across US Paedophile paid private detectives to remove equipment from his home in apparent attempt to thwart investigators, Telegraph can reveal

Next up on a special edition of Storage Wars:
www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

24.02.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But if you cut ties with Palantir does that put you in league with SATAN?!

24.02.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next he should ask ChatGPT how much energy a human requires...

22.02.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy is either really stupid, or thinks you're really stupid.

22.02.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In his circle this is seen as a clever observation.

21.02.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0