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a Marathon screenshot of someone's room full of marketable plastic figures. the frame and hud is from cruelty squad, as well as the textbox "Who are you? Oh you're here to check out my Chunkopops?"

a Marathon screenshot of someone's room full of marketable plastic figures. the frame and hud is from cruelty squad, as well as the textbox "Who are you? Oh you're here to check out my Chunkopops?"

marathon is a good game because sometimes you stumble into Worldbuilding

13.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the other day I wanted to extract but spotted someone at the point before me

fired up the thief drone, buzzed them with it, flew it around a corner and stuffed it under a catwalk closer to me. they went to chase it down, I left it there

pop pop thanks for the backpack you silly billy

12.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Pebbleshot - known better as "Pebs", an anthropomorphic wild painted dog with a hearing clip in one ear and goggles over her face, yelling, crunching something in her hand with a CRUNCH sound effect and screaming "SORRY DIDN'T PAY MY BILLS, WEDGE". 
Sample panel for upcoming Loophole Logs comic.

Pebbleshot - known better as "Pebs", an anthropomorphic wild painted dog with a hearing clip in one ear and goggles over her face, yelling, crunching something in her hand with a CRUNCH sound effect and screaming "SORRY DIDN'T PAY MY BILLS, WEDGE". Sample panel for upcoming Loophole Logs comic.

Just some samples while I'm working out lettering. I'm struggling a bit with the whole using Affinity to do letters as I'm much more used to hand-drawing my effects and letters - so enjoy some stuff that's been hand-lettered in the meantime.

Pebs is a bit mad at Wedge.
#loopholelogs #comics

12.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't play the beta so I can't speak to that, but I can tell you every base worth checking out is full of fuckass robots and players are always lurking. several of the most lucrative objectives summon a whole ass dropship full of robocops just for you

10.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes to the former, and it's specifically good because it does the latter in ways that aren't just "'member marathon?"

progressing the various questlines is neat, and they thematically justify the entire multiplayer framework within the world itself

basically it's an Exoprimal-like

10.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so it's a better version of all of those things (60hz servers is a godsend for combat feel, it looks better, it solves for gear fear) but it isn't necessarily built to change minds

10.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

it's a bit hard to explain but I see it like this

original Marathon was a technically impressive shooter that was very much in the wake of Doom but made notable improvements and had good writing

this is the same, just in a different genre, one that's not so new anymore

10.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was initially surprised at just how much I'm enjoying Marathon, but I think it can be best summarized by "this is a game where you can play as the POV chase monster from Evil Dead 2"

10.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks, TikTok? Three Games My Wife and I Discovered Because of the Algorithm Hey, it’s better than X: Three games my wife and I found out through TikTok. Any of them worth it?

New piece over at Pixel Die! Kyle subjected himself to the whims of the TikTok algo and played some games that were...actually good? Huh. Who'da thought.

Vouch for Super Battle Golf btw, that game is a riot.

pixeldie.com/2026/03/10/t...

10.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why else would I log on

09.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my hypothesis is if someone plays these games and enjoys them I probably do not want to know them

06.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

are there? they don't even let me wear a lab coat while I hit the lever

06.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

output on the Wack Game Boy Zone has slowed for the following reasons:

1) a lot of those initial posts were already written!

2) I've got several completed games in the backlog but they deserve a bit more finesse to write up

3) I am becoming the foremost expert on portable Caesars Palace games

06.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
"jeffrey epstein and various government officials engaged in cannibalism" in the pokopia title font

"jeffrey epstein and various government officials engaged in cannibalism" in the pokopia title font

02.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely think it's an excellent game that would have been received better by all parties involved if they didn't demand the Banjo franchise never, ever change

01.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean at least the bookends are good, right?

01.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Vestron Video logo, a shiny V made of horizontal lines on a gradient purple background

Vestron Video logo, a shiny V made of horizontal lines on a gradient purple background

people assume my handle is because I liked skies of arcadia and sci-fi too much in the early internet days - and that's correct! - but there is another reason

the fact that it took me this long to make videos on the internet is pretty funny, considering

27.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

good! so do I! keep the light within your soul lit!

27.02.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no whimsy left for the fire pomeranian, no joy for the water lizard, only "yeah I identify with the bird that knows what taxes are"

27.02.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

everyone's favorite new pokemon starter being a bird that looks like it's in the middle of a difficult customer call is absolutely a recession indicator

27.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

same and same, hell I'm barely attached to it now (and knew better than to make it my job after video games lol)

candidly I also find this argument rich coming from a top 5 career board game youtuber with ads and a patreon, especially directed at people who are likely using it to renew their domain

26.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely bristled and intend to continue abiding by those standards going forward, but it's hard for me to get up in arms about otherwise unpaid hobbyists in an industry so deathly allergic to compensating any kind of press arm. my ambivalence is in part borne of spite tbh, not proud of that

26.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the standards & practices I was trained on in other mediums dictate that review material is not to be sold, and I carry that forward into my own work, but I am not playing shelf cop in a medium so seemingly unable to compensate any of its contributors

26.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah sorry board game bsky, I do not give half a shit about the nontroversy of the month

do I sell review copies: no, they are donated or given away assuming I don't keep them

do I care if someone makes fives of dollars from selling a secondhand board game post-review: also no

26.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

so did we! honestly incredible what 90s Square was capable of

26.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sezco Periodical video game adventures archived for no viable reason

I specifically want to give credit to Sezco for this thing. I pitched the book club, Kyle came up with the format twists, but Sez was the one who turned it into a multimedia project and he crushed it on every single level. He doesn't have an account on here but he streams!

www.youtube.com/@Sezco

25.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Roll for Discussion - Brave Fencer Musashi
Roll for Discussion - Brave Fencer Musashi YouTube video by Pixel Die

Direct video link here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7LR...

This was seriously so much fun to participate in and I can't wait for the next one. Games are good! Play more of them!

25.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Roll for Discussion – Brave Fencer Musashi Welcome to Roll for Discussion, a video game book club where the next game is for the dice to decide!

Our website just released one of the coolest things we've done yet: the start of our book-club-but-for-games, Roll for Discussion!

The first episode is about Brave Fencer Musashi. After this, the next game will be chosen entirely at random from the participants' picks!

pixeldie.com/2026/02/25/r...

25.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Dexterity (1990) Just once I wish this rejected Garbage Pail Kid would slip through the spinning tiles and into the void, never to be seen again.

SNK makes its debut on The Zone with Dexterity, a game that's kind of like Reversi if the board just occasionally exploded.

wackgameboy.zone/2026/02/25/d...

25.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's very good! I was worried it'd be too Res Arcana-ish but the movement mechanic and drafting gives it enough interaction to keep me engaged, and the engines scale well

25.02.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0