Momster Mash

La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken

I already forgot.

Hi! I finally remembered my password.

What's everyone up to?

There's also the movie Austenland (please don't ask how many times I've watched it)

I did it (like a month ago). My Twitter is no more.

We're watching Elf and James goes, "did they stop making cribs like that anymore because they don't want kids accidentally becoming elves?"

My diet today was mostly chocolate cake and Halloween candy, in case anyone was curious with how I was doing emotionally/mentally.

For what?

JC Chasez is in a cat food commercial.

Is this dinner?

My mom goes "when you guys visit, I'll make spaghetti and meatballs - a real authentic meal", as if I'm not married to an Italian man. My kids are more Italian than my mom 😂

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #199,896, Momster Mash ‪@lkristen.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 2, 2023"

These are things I get when I come check in on bluesky.

Apparently I was the 199,896th user😂

My children are repeatedly saying "whaaaaat?" like Lil John.

I think it's time to delete my Twitter?

Does anyone still play PokemonGo? I need to make a new friend and would prefer not to add a rando from reddit.

I'm very angry over this.

The very cut Trixie's nails (I did not ask them to do this, nor did they mention it!) and they are incredibly short. Like I would be shocked if they didn't bleed when it happened.

Not a great thing to do to a cat who gets stressed out at the vet!!

a woman is making a funny face and the words ah-mah-zing are behind her . ALT: a woman is making a funny face and the words ah-mah-zing are behind her .

Sometimes they do ice cream sandwiches with the donuts and its ah mah zing

Welp. I can confidently say that Trixie claimed me as her person. Aside from her napping near me during the day and then sleeping on my feet at night, when I took her to the vet today, she was hissing at everyone while rubbing on my legs to protect me 😂

A book titled "TOILET: How It Works" by David Macaulay. Features a drawing of a toilet, a roll of toilet paper that is unraveled enough that it touches the ground, and a line of miniature people (the size of ants) admiring the toilet.

I bought this for James today. I am the best mom in the world.

Where's that donut from? Is it firecakes??

I love that I'm Latina but pepper (as in salt and pepper) is spicy to me.

I think anyone can pick it up. It seems pretty simple.

My friend's bf works on that show and he won't tell us anything. Literal torture bc I love the show.

I am a plumber. AMA.

Me too! It was worth the passive aggressive guilt trip!

Thrilled they're moving here /s

Mom lunch is literally what the kids don't eat so I don't waste insane amounts of food 🫠

And by the time we were supposed to see them on day 4, they were all sick and my parents said they felt well but couldn't do the drive and asked if we would go to them. I said no. Obviously. Then I got to deal with passive aggressive comments until the covid tests were positive 🙃