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Don't forget to "spring forward," as daylight savings returns tonight. As if we don't have enough bullshit to worry about already.

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The Rev. Jesse Jackson, who led the Civil Rights Movement for decades after King, has died at 84 Jackson was a major contributor to the Civil Rights Movement and helped it accomplish many of its goals.

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Robert Duvall, Star of ‘The Godfather’ and ‘The Great Santini,’ Dies at 95 Robert Duvall, who won an Oscar for "Tender Mercies" and was nominated for “The Godfather,” “Apocalypse Now,” and “The Great Santini,” has died.

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Longshot

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Brad Arnold of 3 Doors Down dies at 47 after battling cancer Brad Arnold, cofounder and singer of rock band 3 Doors Down, has died after a battle with kidney cancer, the band confirmed on social media.

Met him once. Seemed like a nice guy.

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Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading https://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/

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Chuck Negron Dies: Three Dog Night Founding Member Was 83 Chuck Negron, founding member and lead vocalist of late '60s-founded Los Angeles rock band Three Dog Night, has died at the age of 83.

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Catherine O’Hara, ‘Schitt’s Creek’ and ‘Home Alone’ Star, Dies at 71 Catherine O'Hara, a legendary Hollywood actor known for her roles in 'Schitt's Creek' and 'Home Alone,' has died. She was 71.

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Legendary Marvel Comic Artist Sal Buscema Passes Away at Age 89 Legendary Marvel artist, Sal Buscema, one of the last living creators from the Marvel Age of comics in the 60s, has passed away at the age of 89

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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .

Me to basically anything said by the federal government.

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Former SCORPIONS Bassist FRANCIS BUCHHOLZ Dead At 75 Francis Buchholz, the original SCORPIONS bassist who provided their rhythmic heartbeat during their ascent to global superstardom, passed away yesterday at the age of 75. His family confirmed that he ...

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a picture of a woman laying on a ledge with the caption aren 't you a little short ALT: a picture of a woman laying on a ledge with the caption aren 't you a little short

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Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

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John Harbaugh will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

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Bring on the Strongly Worded Statements!

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Did you involuntarily hold still?

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Veteran US Comic Artist Steve Rude Needs Your Help Help The Dude Out Over on his Facebook page, US comic artist Steve Rude (Nexus) announced that he needs our financial help (photo©Greg Preston. All Rights Reserved)… Friends, Another birthday. Another...

Support The Dude!

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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

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“You will be visited by three spirits”

The spirits:

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Thanks for sharing this document, @rweingarten.bsky.social.

I read it, and I believe it's inexcusably inadequate and will not prepare teachers or schools to confront the very real dangers of the "A.i." products pushed by your partners, including OpenAI.

A few thoughts for your consideration...

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🎶Juggalo girls, won’t you come out tonight 🎶

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Move Aside, Snowflake: ‘Theater Kid’ Is the New Go-To Political Insult

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