abolish flesh

i’m metaphorically lazy

[trying not to be cancelled at work] the, uhh, differently tarded

we need tv to be good again if we want to stop the hyperbalkanisation of content production and consumption

just because i know all about it doesn’t mean i won’t bleet as if i don’t

poor compliance -10 points

swinging back hard into calvinism please gird yourselves for future bleets

Mr Bean in a beam

He should be called Mr beam

the cat brought me four cold paws at 5.30am… the power is finally shifting back to me

i miss plastic spoons more than i miss my family

is he straight or hormuz?

we’re having me killed, thankfully 🙌

honestly fuck being bound to other people’s plans if you wanted that you’d still be renting, god speed

i would be sad for your country project and also ask how much have y’se paid in stamp duty since 2019!!!!!!!! but i respect doing what you gotta do

but if i don’t, someone walks up to my desk and asks if i saw they email!!!!

thank you

HOW DO I APPLY

you hold on to that husband you have no idea what it’s like for the rest of us now

you

i hadnt thought about that………

HELP ME

fat dicked and forty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the short king privilege

tell me about your arm workouts

we need a royal commission into what happened to grindr

Happy international women's day you can go to any 7 Eleven and fill up a woman! Slurpee full to the brim!

is there a 701 page one you can recommend?!

i am… deeply ashamed at my failure, thank you

there are saddam husseins everywhere for those with the eyes to see

it was the 90s it was healthy and normal

i want to be loved* so badly

* able to split my electricity bill with somebody else

another successful day of closing the self