this cat is the first lifeform i have ever lived with that likes it when i nap
14.03.2026 05:33
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this cat is the first lifeform i have ever lived with that likes it when i nap
i’m metaphorically lazy
[trying not to be cancelled at work] the, uhh, differently tarded
we need tv to be good again if we want to stop the hyperbalkanisation of content production and consumption
just because i know all about it doesn’t mean i won’t bleet as if i don’t
poor compliance -10 points
swinging back hard into calvinism please gird yourselves for future bleets
Mr Bean in a beam
He should be called Mr beam
the cat brought me four cold paws at 5.30am… the power is finally shifting back to me
i miss plastic spoons more than i miss my family
is he straight or hormuz?
we’re having me killed, thankfully 🙌
honestly fuck being bound to other people’s plans if you wanted that you’d still be renting, god speed
i would be sad for your country project and also ask how much have y’se paid in stamp duty since 2019!!!!!!!! but i respect doing what you gotta do
but if i don’t, someone walks up to my desk and asks if i saw they email!!!!
thank you
HOW DO I APPLY
you hold on to that husband you have no idea what it’s like for the rest of us now
you
i hadnt thought about that………
HELP ME
fat dicked and forty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the short king privilege
tell me about your arm workouts
we need a royal commission into what happened to grindr
Happy international women's day you can go to any 7 Eleven and fill up a woman! Slurpee full to the brim!
is there a 701 page one you can recommend?!
i am… deeply ashamed at my failure, thank you
there are saddam husseins everywhere for those with the eyes to see
it was the 90s it was healthy and normal
i want to be loved* so badly
* able to split my electricity bill with somebody else