🍂 Figgy LaFate 🍄

I like your demands for an assessment. It makes me laugh every time

When the function got hardtack and grog 👁️⚫️

A naked figure covered by a red and black typewriter ribbon with a typewriter for a head. Cherubs with discman heads are on her left and right holding a pink cloth above her. At the bottom of the image are smartphone headed demons repelled by her grace. Image by Caterina Gerbasi.

TYPEBAR MAGAZINE ISSUE 9 COVER ART + RELEASE DATE!

Issue 9 will be debuting on Thursday April 30th, 2026.

Thanks to @categerbasi.bsky.social for the brilliant cover art!

Baby crawling alone on optical illusion floor. Text says babies stop crawling on glass floor revealing a fast of heights

Look what they have the child in the Omelas basement up to now 😭

Puppy girl whos kinda butch, kinda femme, call that a fetch

I'm glad someone around here can follow instructions

Did my shot in an empty house even though doing it totally alone makes me nervous, everyone clap please

a woman wearing sunglasses says thursday in a movie scene Alt: Paul Williams as Swan says "Thursday, today is Thursday" and makes an excited face, as seen in PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974).

Time for shot day, time to Post It

Everett True in a gamer chair and headset going “check it out, folks! I’m the grungler!”

A commission for a grungler beyond compare, @takesiege.dev

I feel like people don't Talk About His Work in the same way though

Mmmmmmaybe Patterson but I don't know, that might be a more specific crowd

I think he might be the best on the intersection of prolific writing, genre exploration (as in, he writes in multiple genres), and being a solid writer. Like yeah Patterson and Koontz are probably challengers in the prolific category but King also has more interesting ideas imo

Okay so like what's the metric here. Because like maybe but we gotta define the parameters of biggest

I did too, why did we do that

I used to think my life was a comedy. Now I see it’s

Nobody has dens anymore. Houses don’t really have dens. Which makes it hard if you’re a bear

A poster for Super Mario Land 2 featuring bunny Mario and Wario

Celebrating Mario Day with an underrated favorite of mine!
#marioday #mar10 #supermarioland2 #nintendo #art

Getting in a minor fender bender and the second I get their information I send “I’m not afraid of you” with a YouTube link to the song All of the Lights

I like being in a D&D campaign where every session is an exercise in hyperviolence and not succumbing to despair, but I'm over here like 'when my character was a child, they adopted a badger named Snarlene ("she was Darlene but she took attitudes with me")'

Yeah they keep moaning and rattling chains at me. Which should be hot, but

Maybe I'm not nice enough for this

Being very easy to put off/scare away makes this whole polyamory thing a very slow process, I gotta say

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Oh you know it

My thoughts are with the Cinderella mousies, and the mousies only

Strands of blood seep up from the coffin shape. Leeway’s internal monologue reads “I don’t understand. I can’t feel. It’s like I’m nothing. She tricked me! Oh god. God no I am dead. It wasn’t real! God mama please. Please, please, please. I’m still in here!”

Wouldn’t it be funny if I just ended it right here
#comic

“I wait to be speared and wanted.”

— Hồ Xuân Hương

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This poem appeared in Poetry, 2008. Shared here with deep gratitude.

Even me >:3 I have a lot of bastard energy in me I fear

Oh cool bullying opportunities. 12