When I was a teen my uncle was "the local bookie" but didn't have internet, so he paid me to go online and give updated lines. I'd change lines and bet the money he was paying me on lines I'd shaded to my advantage. Hard to get into modern online sports betting when you've lived that.
13.03.2026 18:03
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I've dealt with small-time local bookies a lot pre-legalization (generally not personally gambling but just being around/knowing them) and they pretty much all were well-liked dudes who everyone enjoyed hanging around with. Annecdotal, sure, but that was how it always was for me in the old days.
13.03.2026 17:44
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I know that I would read that post and my takeaway wouldn't be "hope this dude's cat is ok," it would be on making sure you use a proper clinical term. Glad he could do the big work to save the rest of us. (Also, hope your cat is ok)
13.03.2026 13:13
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Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?
Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.
Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?
Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.
12.03.2026 16:36
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I am once again singing my "Some people with insanely punchable faces somehow avoided getting the deserved ass kicking that would have set their life on a much better course" song
12.03.2026 18:51
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DUDE....
12.03.2026 14:47
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To be fair, no guy is more feared in an MMA gym than the guy who has only attended two classes but a shitload of confidence that they know what they're doing because there's a very high chance they're going to do something wrong and hurt someone.
12.03.2026 13:24
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If there's one thing everyone in the game knows, it's that one week of training is really all you need to learn mixed martial arts
12.03.2026 13:08
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I've used it like 5 times in 20 years but every time I've had to, it's ... well, I'd feel really bad about myself if I couldn't figure it out
12.03.2026 03:48
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And the Lakers didn't needlessly keep Kobe in to run up points at all when he scored his final points with 43 seconds left to go up 20
11.03.2026 17:20
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Man, it's really weird to point out that the Wizards are bad or that it was "bizarre" to leave Bam in up 27 when Kobe scored his final points in the 81-point game with 43 seconds left to take a 20-point lead against a bad Raptors team.
Not trying to be mean, but this whole thing is kinda weird
11.03.2026 17:14
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It's really weird to point out that the Wizards are bad or that it was "bizarre" to leave Bam in up 27 when Kobe scored his final points in the 81-game with 43 seconds left to take a 20-point lead against a bad Raptors team.
11.03.2026 17:13
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Man, I'm sorry but "Do you really mean that?" is a response that is just begging to have your feelings hurt worse when they stare back at you and say "with every fiber of my being."
10.03.2026 16:34
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I am! The closest ones were probably 20ish minutes away. Not great, but didn't directly impact us
09.03.2026 01:38
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Smart really had a chance to do something great here and he blew it
08.03.2026 21:14
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Re: the BMF title fight. I argue that Oliveira's win may have been the *MOST* BMF way to win. Getting a cool knockout is, like, sure, pretty awesome for that moment. But there's no worse "i'm getting my ass kicked" feeling than being trapped under someone much better at BJJ than you for 20+ minutes
08.03.2026 18:04
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Genuinely one of the easiest conversations you can have with your kids. I've done it multiple times and it's always incredibly easy. If it isn't easy for you, it's because you're a bigot and need to work on yourself.
08.03.2026 16:01
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God, why did I let myself reinstall this shit?
06.03.2026 02:39
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We are so back. Oh my god, I wish we weren't so back.
06.03.2026 02:39
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The wrong La Parka getting announced as 2K DLC is gonna turn me into the Joker, maaaaan.
06.03.2026 02:08
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As one of your Tottenham friends, I'm kinda hoping for relegation at this point. It's an appropriately embarrassing conclusion to the constant and embarrassing mismanagement of the club. Maybe it sparks some sense of pride. Probably not. But maybe, ya know?
05.03.2026 22:10
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Not willing to give him that much credit. He'd at least have to have a contender series fight, and regardless of the actual quality of that show's contestants, that's roughly 24 levels above what he ever managed.
05.03.2026 21:57
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I really should do something with the website someday.
05.03.2026 20:06
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Fighters issue challenges all the time! It's not an attack! It's an offer!
05.03.2026 20:06
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Yep. His senate profile also insists on a 5-0 pro record, but Tapology and Sherdog only have three fights and I'm, uh, not going to assume he's telling the truth over the two record-keeping sites of note.
05.03.2026 20:03
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Yeah, I figured "maybe a close decision in the first fight" or something. But, nope, second round armbar.
05.03.2026 20:01
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I would like to use my area of expertise here to contextualize Markwayne's undefeated MMA career. He beat a guy who entered the fight 1-0, then he beat a guy who was 1-8. His third win was beating that second guy again. That's it. That's the MMA career people love bringing up.
05.03.2026 19:54
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I know for an actual fact that at least two people involved in one of those wild Waffle House brawl with staff viral videos were eating at the exact same Waffle House the next day.
05.03.2026 02:56
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Might just be a personal thing. I can watch bad baseball (god knows I've proven that plenty) if I'm enjoying the broadcast.
04.03.2026 18:25
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It's impressive that, of all the embarrassments the White Sox have managed (and it's quite a list!), letting him get away is arguably at the top.
04.03.2026 18:19
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