Drew Abides

God. What an embarrassing goon.

Ordered my tickets yesterday. I loved the novel so much. My wife and I read it together, and talked about it this fall.

I’m guessing 1-2 weeks.

Perhaps there’s a ring that needs to be destroyed.

They should occupy the same cell. In crocs.

Yeah. It’s pretty gross. I’d also avoid the hot dogs if I were you.

Why are all of our military operations named like gas station boner pills?

Karoline Leavitt just basically stated that “unconditional surrender” for Iran means when it is no longer politically viable for Trump to stay involved. Or when he gets bored. Or distracted by something else. Whatever. Look over there. It’s Cuba.

The fucking cheap, tasteless merch this administration puts out is so goddamned cringe.

He’ll let others burn it down for him. The man’s never lifted a finger to do anything productive in his life-change a diaper, wash a dish, water a plant. Nothing.

The Desire for Terror And the defense of democracy

There are three levels of the problem: policies have been changed; leadership is incompetent and experienced personnel are gone; and fiction about immigrants has displaced the actual problem of terrorism.

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What a colossal, disrespectful doofus. Take off your cheap, Chinese hat.

We will get through these dark days. In fact, I believe we’ll be stronger for having gone through them. We’ll have a sharper sense of what we value, and why.

They both look like a well-used catcher’s mitt someone left out in the rain.

Just picked up a copy of Starfield and downloaded the DLC. I’m gonna give that a shot tonight.

I’m totally stealing your pic. Maybe Danny McBride can do a guest appearance on SNL.

Oh my god. This is perfect!

Ah, fake pet videos. The one great use for AI.

Whatever it was, she’s a varsity-level crotch hockey player.

I’m going with both. Yeah, both.

I’m sure that he heard “unconditional surrender” somewhere and is now using it as a condition of this illegal, unjust distraction war. It’s been used by the US against the Confederacy, as well as Germany and Japan in WW2. It’s not something that is achievable through air strikes.

Honestly, pretty much everyone I know is more qualified for this position than this dumb, little, two-name troll doll.

Who is their target audience with this? It makes the Bush “Mission Accomplished” photo op look positively dignified.

This is fucking embarrassing.

Damned right. Non-voters were the real winner in 2024.

I would settle for them being publicly snapped by wet towels at this point, repeatedly of course. Really anything.

That has to be the first order of business if we are to endure as a republic.

Predator-style.