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Anarchist, absurdist, jokes, politics, he/him

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Republicans want to honor a famous free speech advocate by restricting your freedom of speech.

19.09.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MAGAs believe immigration is a worse crime than pedophilia.

10.09.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think the feds don't want their goons showing ID in order to facilitate a culture of vigilantism against brown people. "it's ok if any of you act like this"

17.08.2025 13:15 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"So glad Coke is switching to cane sugar!"
Guess what, diabetes doesn't know the difference.

22.07.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The world is a house with broken air conditioning, but if you talk to a professional, maybe you can get some pills that make you feel like it's cool.

22.06.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A ham sandwich.
A hammy Sammy.
A Hamuel Samuel.
A Hamilton Samilton.
A Hamantha Samantha.

03.05.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.05.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans: "we're going to send anyone we choose, without any due process, to our El Salvador death camps."
Democrats: "well some of the guards should be women."

15.04.2025 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My 401K is down almost 7% but at least we got this!

06.04.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two plates had leftover quesadillas that needed to be consolidated. Quesolidated, if you will.

02.04.2025 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok everybody, line up in order of radiance. It'll be a radiant gradient.

02.04.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew you were rad.

21.03.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascists only lust for power and violence, their desires are vain and superficial. That's why fascists always lose in the end. We have the tools and knowledge of history to recognize them now and stop them before they do too much damage.

20.03.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't lose hope though. Fascists don't serve a greater good, they don't serve their fellow people, they don't feel love for their families or friends, they serve no higher calling. Fascists only destroy.

20.03.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A gooning snake eating its own tail. A Pornouboros, if you will.

20.03.2025 23:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The conscious worker is rendered powerless, while the unconscious worker supports the coup. What a fucked up and evil system.

19.03.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the worst parts about a fascist coup is that it retains the financial institutions, and the worker's obligations to those institutions. There's no quitting your job to join a revolution, if capital retains the power to repossess your home and transportation.

19.03.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know how the whole "you must live in your mom's basement" thing is an insult. I wish I lived in my mom's basement. Basements are dope and I love my mom, but she's dead and I own a whole ass home and being a homeowner is a pain in the ass.

13.03.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Algorithms are breaking how we think
Algorithms are breaking how we think YouTube video by Technology Connections

Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...

22.02.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 8108 πŸ” 2006 πŸ’¬ 713 πŸ“Œ 489

This video was a total banger. You're right about everything here. Of course I'm old, so...

22.02.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From Oct 2022 fyi. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

06.02.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 1355 πŸ” 499 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 22
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#followthemoney #punchnazis

06.02.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.02.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

"You dirty commie liberals think everyone who disagrees with you are Nazis! You see, it's actually everyone who disagrees with ME who are really the Nazis! I am very smart!"
-modern conservatives

02.02.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The liberals are sexualizing children!"
-guy who was counting down to the Olsen Twins 18th birthday

31.01.2025 13:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some old guy: "Bah people these days never blah blah dabba blah..."
That includes you, old guy. You are also a people these days.

29.01.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s never been about vaccine safety or informed consent. He wanted to see how many children would die from measles if they weren’t vaccinated so he could say the vaccines didn’t work. More than 80 kids died. He blamed that on the vaccines too. Vaccines that would have prevented those kids’ deaths.

27.01.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 544 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

I did not play my cards right.

27.01.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could see them quite easily.

26.01.2025 13:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They use DEI/diversity hire as a slur and an to imply no competence, but the right is a machine that rewards mediocrity. Networks full of failed actors yelling about topics they have no knowledge in and cronyism and nepotism in government and business.

26.01.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0