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@alex4nd3r

Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut. Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ“Chorley UK

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a woman says " you got the job " in front of a dark background ALT: a woman says " you got the job " in front of a dark background
09.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also got "don't interrupt me while I'm cleaning my rooooom" in there

09.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankyou for this!

09.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hat and a name tag that says ron ALT: a man wearing a hat and a name tag that says ron

Americans today:

09.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .
09.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a vest says good luck you got this ALT: a man wearing glasses and a vest says good luck you got this

That looks filth. Good luck ✌️

09.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a silver dress is standing in front of a purple background with the words daytime divas written on it . ALT: a woman in a silver dress is standing in front of a purple background with the words daytime divas written on it .

Happy Monday you glorious fuckers.

09.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think bluesky has shat out a bit.

08.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of spongebob with a red band around his eyes ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with a red band around his eyes

Never thought I'd say it but.. I've seen far too much dick today.

Filters fucked it for anyone else? 😏

08.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Squirtle πŸ‘€

08.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is touching his head in a dark room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is touching his head in a dark room .

In all fairness, if he takes it off:

08.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent! I have bought them anyway 😝

08.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute parallels.

Undertaker was mentioned, to try and limit the exposure to people. At least ones that speak.

08.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tart 😘

08.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I scrub up well ill have you know.

Nothing you can't do with a brillo pad n a bit of turps.

08.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chose LG too! Twinnies!!

08.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is wearing a fur coat and a sequined dress on a stage . ALT: a woman is wearing a fur coat and a sequined dress on a stage .

She's being dragged to a fancy dinner. Never worn cufflinks before.. Are lego cuffs acceptable? πŸ˜‚πŸ’…

08.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

So you've always been a catch!

08.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is pointing up with the words " this " above her ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is pointing up with the words " this " above her
08.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll pay for their flights πŸ‘

08.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of men in suits ALT: a black and white photo of men in suits

Gotta hand it to Slaters, they sure hire a type.

08.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's not had her roots done πŸ’…

08.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses and a beard is talking on a cell phone with the words smash it netflix behind him ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is talking on a cell phone with the words smash it netflix behind him

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

08.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you age?!

07.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankyou love. Hot with plenty of cream?

06.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a blonde woman is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and a candle in the background . ALT: a blonde woman is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and a candle in the background .
06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Potc Leverage GIF ALT: Potc Leverage GIF

Check the files, follow the money!

06.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0