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Alex

@alex4nd3r

Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut. Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ“Chorley UK

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She scrubbed up well.

13.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is!

12.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like your neck of the woods!

12.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I suppose the view from the room isn't tooooooo bad...

12.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are dancing in a church and the word testify is on the bottom of the image . ALT: a group of people are dancing in a church and the word testify is on the bottom of the image .
12.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well today is going to be hectic as fuck. Incredible vibes, but hella stress. The mantra:

12.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses looks at the camera ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses looks at the camera
11.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only water in the forest is the River..

Chills

11.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Outstanding episode πŸ‘

11.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome!!

11.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says " you got the job " in front of a dark background ALT: a woman says " you got the job " in front of a dark background
09.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also got "don't interrupt me while I'm cleaning my rooooom" in there

09.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankyou for this!

09.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hat and a name tag that says ron ALT: a man wearing a hat and a name tag that says ron

Americans today:

09.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .
09.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a vest says good luck you got this ALT: a man wearing glasses and a vest says good luck you got this

That looks filth. Good luck ✌️

09.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a silver dress is standing in front of a purple background with the words daytime divas written on it . ALT: a woman in a silver dress is standing in front of a purple background with the words daytime divas written on it .

Happy Monday you glorious fuckers.

09.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think bluesky has shat out a bit.

08.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of spongebob with a red band around his eyes ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with a red band around his eyes

Never thought I'd say it but.. I've seen far too much dick today.

Filters fucked it for anyone else? 😏

08.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Squirtle πŸ‘€

08.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is touching his head in a dark room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is touching his head in a dark room .

In all fairness, if he takes it off:

08.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent! I have bought them anyway 😝

08.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute parallels.

Undertaker was mentioned, to try and limit the exposure to people. At least ones that speak.

08.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tart 😘

08.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I scrub up well ill have you know.

Nothing you can't do with a brillo pad n a bit of turps.

08.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chose LG too! Twinnies!!

08.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is wearing a fur coat and a sequined dress on a stage . ALT: a woman is wearing a fur coat and a sequined dress on a stage .

She's being dragged to a fancy dinner. Never worn cufflinks before.. Are lego cuffs acceptable? πŸ˜‚πŸ’…

08.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

So you've always been a catch!

08.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0