Giving a man a thousand hugs is a terrible way for 10,000 lightning bugs to teach him to dance.
12.03.2026 03:36
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Giving a man a thousand hugs is a terrible way for 10,000 lightning bugs to teach him to dance.
Nothing like the US entering another fucking war in my lifetime. Glad we're fully committed to cosplaying world democracy police.
Abducting world leaders is totally cool and normal and won't have repercussions.
The sword in the lake will always be my favorite! Glad I have a print of it.
I want a Spotify Wrapped, but instead it just tells me how many pistachios I ate this year.
If I were given only one ounce, I would assume I had horribly wronged the host in some way.
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing pikachu in a little bed on the ground holding onto a blanket
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing pikachu sleeping in a little bed on the ground
me too pikachu
I'm so very excited to announce that we will be doing our first ever charity stream at twitch.tv/tfstephen Saturday 9/6 to benefit the Monterey Bay Aquarium! We're going to try and put some good out in the world to make up for all the bad going on. Hope to see you there!
📷: awildjoyee on discord
Is this how I learn that the plural of haiku is haiku?
Frankenstein was indeed published in 1818.
Cheers to George Washington. He would have loved tacos and margaritas and hated what this country has become.
A black-and-white sketch by artist Richard Pace shows a stylized version of Daphne Blake from Scooby-Doo holding a smoking revolver in her right hand while walking confidently past several collapsed men wearing Ku Klux Klan robes and hoods. One hooded man is slumped upright against the wall. Daphne, looking composed and unfazed, holds her left hand to her chest and says, “Well, gosh darn-it. This one isn’t a real ghost, either!” The image uses dark humor to confront racism, subverting the traditional Scooby-Doo trope of unmasking “fake ghosts” by revealing the real-world horror of hate groups.
Artist: Richard Pace
Chicago White Sox eliminated from playoff contention
Happy Opening Day
This song has been running through my head every day for the last month. Can't imagine why.
Everybody needs to take at least 5 minutes a day to cuddle and scritch a dog in order to better their mental health.
I don't care if you're allergic, do it anyway.
Imagine being Drake right now
Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”
It's new depths of rage and exhaustion and despair all the way down.
Those checks and balances seem to neither be checking nor balancing.
Finally deactivated my Twitter. Guess Bluesky has to be my new doomscroll.
We going to talk about Elon dropping a heil on the national stage or nah?
Well, have a good rest of your day. Mind your own, and remember that you don't always need to post the reply that comes to your head first.
Buddy. All I said was to take a break from social media and do something you enjoy. Take a fucking breather.
Remember to take some time for yourself today. You don't need to watch the inauguration. Take a little break from social media and go do something you enjoy.
I would like to speak to the manager, please.
This is my official request that someone volunteer to cover my bills for one month so that I can quit my job and find a new one.
