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Born in 1989. Media and theme park enthusiast. He/Him.

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Watched Rear Window again

11.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

you want to see a murder

11.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 3280 πŸ” 589 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 19

See also: THE CRITIC

11.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

11.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 3105 πŸ” 968 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 8
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This is sad to hear from a publisher, but hopefully they know why

They spent a decade as a budget brand, Sonic Forces and team racing were just $40.

Suddenly, they jumped to $90 for the latest sonic game.

They also do this for basically every game. Doesn’t feel good!

11.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Did a double take when I saw this email.

For what this means, it's basically that the client began the process to make it a union game, alerting its cast that it would be union, but then did not actually complete the process to do so.

These notices can be rescinded should everything be fixed.

10.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 913 πŸ” 394 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!"

Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!"

But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

10.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 3272 πŸ” 670 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

β€œWhen did the internet go crazy?” Could be around 2003 when I chatted with my first American who told me I didn’t β€œdeserve” health care. I’d contracted latent TB (long story) and said the gov’t was paying for my treatment.

Him: β€œI’m glad my tax dollars wouldn’t pay to fix your smoking habit.”

????

10.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

He thought I’d contracted TB from smoking, not from germs.

And either way, he’d be happy to see me die if it meant his money wasn’t spent on making me better. I grew up in Mike fucking Harris’s Ontario and I’d never heard anything so callous. Not to mention nonsensical.

The answer is β€œalways!”

10.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a theory that the US’s lack of universal health care is a big reason for its spiritual erosion. β€œIf a waitress can’t afford to treat her appendicitis, is she really a worthy member of society?” It’s a sick way of thinking.

10.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

When your money goes into a system that, despite its flaws, has saved the life of you or someone you love at *least* once, it becomes much harder to ignore how a healthy society involves depending on each other to hold the ball.

10.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If Toy Story 5 had any balls it would do the Escape from LA ending to get rid of iPads forever

09.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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In this brief cutscene at the end of 'Sonic Adventure 2β€²s Hero Story, you would normally see just Eggman’s arm. Pulling a little bit back reveals that Eggman is a little worse for wear.

10.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 491 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 7
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 12573 πŸ” 2097 πŸ’¬ 613 πŸ“Œ 304
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One thing I appreciate about old internet humor is how blunt it was. Look at this image. Adding ANYTHING ruins the joke. It's perfect. Why? Because some guy on a message board went "I really want to dunk on this game, what's the least work I can do to get my point across." Pure Distilled Comedy.

09.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1618 πŸ” 547 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

It's funny seeing how this is news to some people

Being Brazilian and LGB-T-, going to the US/GDC has not been safe for me for a VERY long time

So.. no ABYSS X ZERO at GDC for the foreseeable future, sorry USians.

I really dont want to go through the transphobic visa process or get killed by ICE

09.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1286 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 1

Dang. This makes it crystal clear that, for DOGE, "DEI" just meant "acknowledging Black people exist"

09.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 285 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
08.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 6732 πŸ” 2505 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

This tweet from Alex Hirsch will always be evergreen.

Disney and Pixar are complete fucking cowards.

08.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 3447 πŸ” 1284 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 8

Former Pixar employee u/PixelatedRonin fires back at chief creative officer Pete Docter on Reddit over claims on LGBT storyline cut from 'Elio' (2025):

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2550 πŸ” 1129 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 45
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Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

15.11.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 4065 πŸ” 1693 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 13

Didn’t he also write School of Rock and play the real Ned Schneebley?l in that movie?

08.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"We're making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars for therapy" huh who made the first ten minutes of Up, I wonder who that was, who did that

08.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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woody and buzz lightyear are buried in a pile of junk ALT: woody and buzz lightyear are buried in a pile of junk

"we don't want a million dollars in therapy bills" says the company that threatened to feed Beloved Childhood Toys to the fires of Hell

08.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s only a big β€œconversation” when you act like it has to be?

With our kids, the one sort of tough part was telling them that some in the world still disapprove of gay people. But that those prejudiced people are wrong.

Otherwise no big deal.

Now, talking with them about Death - THAT was hard.

08.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 590 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5
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PANEL 1

Leslie and Brianne are in their car. Brianne is driving.

Leslie: Brianne, how do YOU deal with people who spout the most asinine beliefs?

Brianne: Eh, I usually just nod and agree with whoever I'm talking to at the moment.

PANEL 2

Leslie: That's no way to live! You ought to take a stand, and speak up for what you really believe in!

PANEL 3

Brianne (turning to Leslie and nodding): Damn, you're so right. I completely agree.

Leslie: Well, I'm glad you've come to your sens-

PANEL 4

Leslie (disgruntled, whipping her head back towards Brianne): Hey wait a minute!

PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are in their car. Brianne is driving. Leslie: Brianne, how do YOU deal with people who spout the most asinine beliefs? Brianne: Eh, I usually just nod and agree with whoever I'm talking to at the moment. PANEL 2 Leslie: That's no way to live! You ought to take a stand, and speak up for what you really believe in! PANEL 3 Brianne (turning to Leslie and nodding): Damn, you're so right. I completely agree. Leslie: Well, I'm glad you've come to your sens- PANEL 4 Leslie (disgruntled, whipping her head back towards Brianne): Hey wait a minute!

04.02.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 2764 πŸ” 495 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

You mfs literally made Inside Out

07.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0