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And remember: you must never, under any circumstances, despair. To hope and to act, these are our duties in misfortune. -- Boris Pasternak, Doctor Zhivago Skeets are my own+do not reflect views of employers past or present.

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@mims.bsky.social looking forward to the 2nd edition of "Arriving Today!" should be a heck of an update 🫠

12.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

1. babies' smiles
2. the quiet just before dawn
3. OK Go music videos

12.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i was told it'll be fine if tomorrow's is Metamucil!

12.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tried drinking the recommended 72 oz of liquids a day and i have to say, ugh

12.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a crowd of people are sitting in a stadium watching a concert and one man is crying . Alt: a crowd of people are sitting in a stadium watching a concert and one man is crying .
11.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the discourse deserves its own Bristol Stool Chart

10.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just once i want to hear Johnny Gilbert introduce Gerard Depardieu

10.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's Hannibal Lecter's favorite sandwich?

Leg salad

10.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Clarisse."

"Doctor Lecter."

"Have the lambs stopped singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up'?"

10.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

TFW you look at your Outlook calendar and realize it looks the work of Piet Mondrian

09.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is this because someone pointed out that Pretty Hate Machine dropped in 1989? 🀣

08.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bow down
To Leonardo’s oeuvre
You’re on a day trip
To the Louvre

08.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea if the new F1 cars are actually *good*, but the teams clearly haven’t optimized battery strategy yet and that means for now we have a new element of chaos to make racing more interesting!

08.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to resign from my job at the law firm because I'd get a flare-up of eczema every time I touched some paperwork.
Luckily it's not serious; the doctor said it's just contract dermatitis.

16.12.2024 13:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

(working on impedance matching Office365 with Obsidian)

06.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

hahahaha take THAT, Microsoft Power Automate!

yes, you made me stay up all night just getting the basic idea working.

but on the other hand, i stayed up all night and i have the basic idea working.

(in my head this sounded like a real, "YOU'RE locked in here with me" bit. Alas!)

06.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@vortexegg.com "the slop comes from the heart" is exquisite

06.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i once led a trivia team to nationals but before the event the organizing company filed for bankruptcy so we never got to go.

06.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of Enigma's first album, MCMXC AD

The cover of Enigma's first album, MCMXC AD

could be worse! for example, here's mine

06.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and people who like computers have a way of thinking that they can see everything in the world through a computer

04.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the night before D-Day, British and American airborne divisions went on a big ponti raid

04.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this has gotta be a potato bun, right?

03.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yikes, this discourse is staler than last summer's potato chips in the beach house

03.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if i had to make a list of "books whose impacts on me have been far greater than i could have predicted,"

Goldratt's "The Goal" would be near the top of the list

03.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stephen Colbert's commencement address to Knox College ends with:

Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying "yes" begins things. Saying "yes" is how things grow. Saying "yes" leads to knowledge. "Yes" is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say "yes."

and that's The Word.

Stephen Colbert's commencement address to Knox College ends with: Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying "yes" begins things. Saying "yes" is how things grow. Saying "yes" leads to knowledge. "Yes" is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say "yes." and that's The Word.

Stephen Colbert's 2006 commencement address to Knox College

02.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a tie is making a funny face in a kitchen with the word ahh written on the screen . Alt: a man in a tie is making a funny face in a kitchen with the word ahh written on the screen .
02.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations to them both! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

02.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 473 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 13

Anywho, there's no better time than now to put your ideas out there and invite other people to do things with you. Might as well try. You don't have to know everything before starting. You can just start.

02.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 711 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

agree. the lessons in the ones i took still inform my actions 25+ years later. i wish I'd taken more.

02.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i want this television show so much

02.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0