Jarrett Gossett

Too late I already sold the pics to TMZ and Access Hollywood. They’re bringing John Tesh back to show em off.

Just @austinlouisray.bsky.social looking majestic at The Eastern

I told you we’d be back

The first episode of Andor season 2 is so good it reminded me that it reminded me I can post my cold tv and film takes on this platform.

He could’ve brought back Vine. Never forget that.

THEY ARE DEFUNDING MEDICAID AND BUYING CYBERTRUCKS WITH THE MONEY. Dems stop saying "uh he promised he would lower the cost of living" and take the layup

I’m not thrilled with the amount of time I now have to spend disabling and muting various AI features getting stuffed into apps I use.

A SKULL DRIPPEN WITH ACID (BADA$$$) AND THEIRES 2 SKELITONS WITH COMPUTER'S FOR HEAD'S AND IT SAYS "SO WHAT IF EVERY THIGNS TOTALLY FUCKED NOW, AT LEAST WE GOT OT USE THE COMPUTER WHILE IT STILL HAD FLASH GAME"S' - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

ceos: everyone must be in the office

also ceos: the whole qa team is now in bangalore

a man in a suit and tie stands on a stage with his arms outstretched ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands on a stage with his arms outstretched

The amount of people posting tributes to David Lynch makes me so happy. An absolute legend.

the only good use for Augmented Reality would be if your glasses showed you where the birds are when you're walking around, and what each one's name was. not their species but their first and last name

“You’re cold and you don’t even look cute” - my wife, judging other women walking by us

That’s Spanish for “The Ray” which is you

Photo of Macy’s parade on my TV featuring balloon of spider-man in front of radio city music hall.

Me: Looks kind of like a Gil Kane design or Ross Andru maybe.

TV: Based on the classic design by John Romita

Me: Damn, fair enough Hoda

Area forty year old millennial has turkey prep talk in the slack with the boys.

some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair

I have written probably more than anyone on this subject (hundreds of thousands of words) and the answer is that executives often have no idea what happens at their companies or what actual work looks like

i hate politics but not for the normal reasons. i hate it because no politicians have tried even once to outlaw javascript

If you're a "journalist" writing about "echo chambers," here is a testimonial you can use:

I left X because it's become a Nazi echo chamber. When I joined Bluesky I was exposed to a wide diversity of different opinions I'd never heard in the X echo chamber, like "women are people." Thanks, Bluesky!

I feel healthier already

oh shit

Thank goodness this place is getting traction. Bouncing between twitter and threads was like visiting a local hometown’s old and new malls.

Whuff.

still true

Do Androids Dream Of Eating Giant Marshmallows And Then When They Wake Up Their Pillows Are Gone

Screenshot of an Amazon listing for a six foot inflatable of two concerningly horny skeletons making sensual skeleton love

What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK

Like did he actually flood an airplane bathroom?

hey PP just touching base to see if you've made any headway with getting me those pictures of Spider-Man anyhoo hit me back when you get this 3J

Let the bodies keep the score, let the bodies keep the score

me on bluesky 🤝 mario on rainbow road

"there's too much of a discourse"