Such a dogshit human
12.03.2026 14:43
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Such a dogshit human
VALENCIA March 12, 2026 Tonight's scheduled show in Valencia has been rendered impossible due to sleep deprivation. Morrisseu drove from Milan to Valencia but has been unable to rest in Valencia due to noise. The show is not cancelled. Circumstances render the show impossible.
I’ll be using this new Morrissey excuse at some point:
‘I’m not not turning up for my shift. Circumstances have rendered my attendance impossible…’
I bought it orf Aliexpress years ago
Put your money away. For today ONLY! Three of my favourite phrases to hear and say FOR ABSOLUTELY GRATIS FREE 😎🤫
Love a bit of retrojetting, yes
My all time favourite, of course, was the time I saw some saying they support Spain because it spoke the language of the global south.
lol I really don't. Ask my (annoyed!) wife
I don't eat less than before, just at different times
Advantage for me is can I eat (and drink 😇) pretty much what I want, I certainly don't count calories or avoid certain foods or anything, and I've learned I don't even need to be particuarly strict with the window nowadays. 16 hours nominal, but it's usually less than that.
Me too. Lost weight and been pretty much at my target weight for nearly five years now. Almost no downsides to it*, your body adapts and it just becomes normal.
*yes I miss a full cooked breakfast from time to time. Nice hotels and holidays are hard but usually give myself those days off 😁
It would be the ideal outcome
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Absolutely honking lineup tonight
Screenshot from duolingo. I have translated the German phrase "hast du das blaue Pferd im Park gesehen?" The English version is "did you see the blue horse in the park?" It is not specified whether it is *the* blue horse we are unfortunately familiar with, but come on, how many blue horses can there be??
Uh oh, who let the abomination out
teh balls
they are long
LMFAO SOMEONE MADE IT A REAL THING
sweepthestrait.com
As Nick Clegg’s in the spotlight again, here’s a short thread of the time I took his bizarre 2020 Politico photo shoot and turned them into Edinburgh posters. 1/4
So much for global warming, eh? Eh? EH?
What happened to that one, boffins?
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Biffo says goodbye with the Turner The Worm being sick.
#OnThisDay 2003 : The final Digitiser ws broadcast on Teletext which saw @mrbiffo.bsky.social rbiffo ending it in style with a goodbye from Turner the Worm.
At least Spurs can now concentrate on the league
Mulligatawny soup
In his Mansell era
can't see Toad without being reminded of the time philip glass tweeted this out
Same
This went pretty much right over my house, fact fans. Number One son and his mate saw it while they were out s̶m̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶j̶o̶i̶n̶t̶ having a walk.
NEW: A couple of 20-year-old developers make $500,000 a month promising to help men, including minors, to stop watching porn, but exposed their private porn watching habits.
When we asked them about it in January, they lied about the huge security flaw. Here's why we're naming them now:
A car parked in a side street that has left a metre of dead space behind him
Prick parking. Move back, you dolt.
An easy block, thanks
I would show it to our security team but it would likely fry their tiny minds
