Jack Scrambo

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

I’ve been substitute teaching and just in the last few weeks sitting in English classrooms I’ve revisited Tim O’Brien’s The Things They Carried and Achebe’s “Things Fall Apart”. I’m so glad I did, it’s been 20 years for both. Reading rocks

It’s to make room for the lifts

I would unsubscribe from NYT over this Mamdani coverage but I already unsubbed over completely different Mamdani coverage

$60,000 will only get you 10 Eames lounge chairs with ottomans, standard trim. Is this fucking amateur hour?

glad to see they’re taking this seriously

I think mostly you just gotta chill

smart man

This is a strange critique to me, as my toaster can’t pass the Turing Test and then coax my loved ones into madness

This story is weird as hell I refuse to believe Feds aren’t somehow involved

Didn’t these guys throw two separate bombs at the cops, and neither went off? Do we know yet which FBI field office set these guys up?

what if I’d rather… keep it locked up inside don’t talk about it? t-t-talk about the weather?

I got referred to as “the fun sub” at my teaching gig today, so yeah, I’m pretty cool

Little Victorian Boy is a special interest of mine, I love his stuff

well now I want currywurst

The continued survival of human civilization is in the hands of an All Time Evil Dumb Guy. It is objectively intolerable and terrifying. I can’t wrap my head around how stupid he has to be to think, “oh hell yeah, Iran ain’t ready for my tweet”

I know I’m late to the game but Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a compelling and beautiful game that has no right to play on my emotions so deftly. Gustave, mon ami!

I want it in my mouth

I was told that we are definitely *not* in a war so I’m assuming we’re using skirmishfighters or perhaps scuffleboys

Lmao WRONG

this is dogshit, other than whatever lobbyist greased your palm for this one, no one wants this.

that’s just the natural industrial consequence of surrounding NYC. gotta get out of the city’s shadow and then it gets really quite lovely. the parts that border Pennsylvania especially

I believe he’s in every reply and comment section but how are we sure he’s a real dude? Is there an accompanying podcast or something

Because New Jersey is (1) actually very nice, and (2) safer for Jews than Israel

can a bot be a hypocrite? look at the name and look at the picture and tell me that’s a human being

Move to New Jersey then, I don’t give a fuck

we have literally never had a president who cares so much about what people think and say about him. he has created an entire ecosystem to deliver him only the compliments, and still our abject loathing of him breaks through and drives him further into madness

“My stepmother treats me like a maid, but I’m not *supposed* to be a maid, I’m princess material”

no, you DO look extremely Republican and should keep your big burly white guy condescension to yourself. it has never worked to bring anyone to your side of thinking. I don’t know why so many Dems have adopted a “be kind of a douche” strategy, but maybe don’t? Also I voted for Harris in PA bud

you already look extremely Republican so I’d chill on this