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Jack Scrambo

@scrambojambo

I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money. Occasionally I teach. Yes, I know, I’m sorry, I don’t know why I’m like this either

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I’m saying if you’re in Austin you should use an all gender bathroom at the airport without fear a rogue cop is going to choose an UNGENDERED BATHROOM to post up. Despite ALLLLL of the options for them to fuck with you

11.03.2026 19:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure but wouldn’t a TERF cop find a gendered bathroom to police? I think sometimes we need to triage our fatalism a bit

11.03.2026 18:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m reasonably sure there is no convention center anymore

11.03.2026 17:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How do you arrest someone for using a bathroom labeled “all gender,” what would the affidavit even say

11.03.2026 17:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

As a lifelong Colts hater I love this. Frankly they should give him more money. Maybe have a 26 man roster or something. Is Irsay’s corpse in decent shape? Preserved by all that liquor and cocaine perhaps

11.03.2026 16:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enormous mistake to assign conspiracism to what is clearly the dumbest and cruelest administration in history led by a sundowning pedophile man-child

11.03.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

holy shit. suddenly it all makes sense

11.03.2026 15:53 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gotta hand it to Hawley, that fascist is *slick*

11.03.2026 15:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

02.02.2026 18:11 👍 3183 🔁 2462 💬 11 📌 25

I’ve been substitute teaching and just in the last few weeks sitting in English classrooms I’ve revisited Tim O’Brien’s The Things They Carried and Achebe’s “Things Fall Apart”. I’m so glad I did, it’s been 20 years for both. Reading rocks

10.03.2026 19:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s to make room for the lifts

10.03.2026 19:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would unsubscribe from NYT over this Mamdani coverage but I already unsubbed over completely different Mamdani coverage

10.03.2026 19:15 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

$60,000 will only get you 10 Eames lounge chairs with ottomans, standard trim. Is this fucking amateur hour?

10.03.2026 19:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

glad to see they’re taking this seriously

10.03.2026 19:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think mostly you just gotta chill

10.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

smart man

10.03.2026 19:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a strange critique to me, as my toaster can’t pass the Turing Test and then coax my loved ones into madness

10.03.2026 15:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This story is weird as hell I refuse to believe Feds aren’t somehow involved

10.03.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t these guys throw two separate bombs at the cops, and neither went off? Do we know yet which FBI field office set these guys up?

10.03.2026 15:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what if I’d rather… keep it locked up inside don’t talk about it? t-t-talk about the weather?

10.03.2026 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got referred to as “the fun sub” at my teaching gig today, so yeah, I’m pretty cool

10.03.2026 15:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Little Victorian Boy is a special interest of mine, I love his stuff

10.03.2026 12:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well now I want currywurst

10.03.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The continued survival of human civilization is in the hands of an All Time Evil Dumb Guy. It is objectively intolerable and terrifying. I can’t wrap my head around how stupid he has to be to think, “oh hell yeah, Iran ain’t ready for my tweet”

10.03.2026 01:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know I’m late to the game but Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a compelling and beautiful game that has no right to play on my emotions so deftly. Gustave, mon ami!

10.03.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want it in my mouth

10.03.2026 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was told that we are definitely *not* in a war so I’m assuming we’re using skirmishfighters or perhaps scuffleboys

10.03.2026 01:17 👍 47 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Lmao WRONG

10.03.2026 00:36 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is dogshit, other than whatever lobbyist greased your palm for this one, no one wants this.

09.03.2026 19:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that’s just the natural industrial consequence of surrounding NYC. gotta get out of the city’s shadow and then it gets really quite lovely. the parts that border Pennsylvania especially

09.03.2026 14:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0