ben

just. build. a. canal.

MLB teams looking at Albert Pujols during managerial interviews

wikipedia globe icon with arms and legs scrolling on a phone

man this thing gave me scare because usually a modal speech bubble opens asking me what I'm looking for

folks, it's bad when the plane does that

a computer keyboard seemingly fossilized in stone and covered in moss

this is where I post from btw.

woke ginger? you mean myoga?

Smart bed that logs my sleep: 💩
Smart bed that reminds me where to put that 4th pillow to get into that one comfortable position I figured out at 4 am: 🔥

the spelunking accident head-first guy in the strait of hormuz except it's saddam hussein

like this

It's Thursday, here's a plane from 20 years ago:

oh the ship nerds gonna be furious, the cranks gonna go wild

by gawd that's werner herzog's music!

quad9 really struggling r/n?

simple flash drive mixup Driving a man with a heart of gold to find a Flash of love… check your local NAS shop this winter for “SYN-ACK” from the Hallmark Channel

Imagine not wanting to read columns from the only happy man in the UK

Just dump it into the Persian Gulf and skim it off the surface once it reaches the Arabian Sea

RIGGED! but not in the way I wanted it to be RIGGED!

Text message exchange about Aaron Nola playing for Italy. The second text says “they gave him citizenship after all the juicy fuckin meatballs he served up the last two seasons”

My buddy nailed it

Collude, Italy & Mexico! Collude, damn you! Collude!!!

your current MCM ship is the LCS?!?! come on dude.

ok enough de Rosa skeets, can we talk about the giant pipe that appeared in osaka?

Belt and Roads but for RAM and SSDs

What???? That doesn’t sound like the league-owned and controlled television network that I know!!!!

they need to fire the manager mid season (not baseball)

they discovered pickleball here, it's so over

it would be so funny if it happened (baseball)

ugh, fine, I'll design a whole trip home around eating crab fries out of a little ferry boat

fuuuuuuuuuck I think the munich virus is still active in my body, even after a decade away

come on you can't give someone a yellow for wasting some time in a 6-0 game with the opposition not even trying anymore.

my idea was more of the bag lunch kind