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US Pacific Fleet seeing a 10 carrier Kido Butai

14.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys, you do NOT, under any circumstances, have to hand it to Candace Owens (or Charlie Kirk for that matter)

14.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The 29%:

14.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who's up for a dumb fun fact? Most *different* NCAA tourney seeds by coach since 1997:

Mark Few 12 (everything 1-12)
Kelvin Sampson 11 (1-13, missing 9 and 12)
Mick Cronin 11 (1-14, missing 1, 3, and 13)

5 active coaches at 10. McCaffrey can get to 11 if Penn wins the Ivy and avoids a 16.

14.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't think this will work. The voters have determined your service literally does not count if you are a Democrat. Kerry getting three purple hearts and Walz retiring after 24 years were seen as proof of cowardice compared to ANG cowboy and cadet bone spurs.

14.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1376 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 10

Think about the fish with mercury poisoning, they need bike lanes, too!

14.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bike lanes are good policy, though

14.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the permitting fails, he'll fall back to his other default position: a pickleball court

14.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think most veterans will be attacked for either
A: serving the imperial interests of the US (only likely if someone is running as a progressive/DemSoc and kept volunteering for deployments, a la Platner)
B: accused of mischaracterizing their service (a la Walz or Kerry)

14.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not just "Alternate Man", but "His name is God, Alternate Man" (depending on your translation, the translation of this name is particularly controversial)

14.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

21st century FDR, 4 years ahead of schedule

14.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Khanna is an excellent politician that I do not want to give any serious power, he knows exactly how to push people's buttons, but specifically my buttons.

14.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A single nuclear weapon wouldn't be any more destructive than a large bombing campaign, many hundreds of them could cause a mass extinction

14.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think:
1. The two nukes used in war were "less effective" than firebombing
2. We haven't seen thermonuclear weapons used in war
3. There's a regional/global effect from use of many thermonuclear weapons that also isn't really comparable to anything except climate change in destructive capacity

14.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

While you're here, @vanhollen.senate.gov, your tax plan sucks

14.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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>it is the 1980s
>the Russians are mired in a big war against a neighbor
>there's a tanker war in the Hormuz strait
>US ships are firing at Iran
>the USN realizes it's MCM capabilities are completely inadequate after years of under investments
>Trump is talking about taking Kharg Island

14.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 474 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

The colonial mind would explode if exposed to modern economic theory

14.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That instrument costs more than my car

14.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was no internal pressure to cut the series short, none.

14.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Them cutting FAegon was such a misstep, they could've kept the show running 20 years if they wanted to and just decided it needed to end

14.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Pictured: Americans when this attack is priced in

14.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's so annoying in the books, even moreso than in GoT. They gave him way too much of a glow up

14.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They know we don't have a real win condition, all they have to do is not give us one.

13.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*At least* MKed, at least one of those is totally lost

13.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

7 refueling planes effectively mission killed, unbelievable

13.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Are you a centrist Italian?"
"No"
"Vaffanculo!"
(You can no longer reply to this conversation)

13.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was everyone who voted for him, including himself

13.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100% for all tax brackets NOW, every minute of work shall be property of the state, all profits from idle capital shall be reaped by the state.

13.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Tax the rich!" to "Unlimited genocide on the first world" pipeline stays winning

13.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Presidential Polling:

πŸ”΅ AOC: 41%
πŸ”΄ Rubio: 39%

πŸ”΅ AOC: 43%
πŸ”΄ Vance: 40%

Focaldata / March 10, 2026

13.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 18