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@chxckens

30yo ▫ they/them ▫ god's favorite pincushion i like podcasts, video games, and chickens

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I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him

12.03.2026 18:43 👍 1567 🔁 196 💬 44 📌 26

lake beaches Aren't The Same...

12.03.2026 00:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i wanna go swim in the ocean :( i miss her

12.03.2026 00:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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i wanna be a ditto too....

11.03.2026 18:33 👍 348 🔁 87 💬 3 📌 0

anyway if you do think you have actual cushings you will need actual treatment for it so talk to a doctor and advocate for yourself hard. i know it sucks for people facing undiagnosed chronic conditions who are just looking for An Answer. i just wouldn't look to influencers for those answers.

11.03.2026 21:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so while i am not a doctor i also am uniquely qualified to get incredibly pissy whenever weirdos online start trying to tell people that they have cortisol issues in order to sell them snake oil or even just to get their engagement. pretty fucked

11.03.2026 21:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

folks have asked me whether i even can get scared or stressed anymore because my body doesn't produce adrenaline or cortisol.
i do still have stress, i just have to take extra cortisol for it or else those situations will make me ill and kill me. i keep an emergency shot of cortisol in my bag.

11.03.2026 21:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

and i have had "too high" cortisol too because I HAVE HAD CUSHINGS. an overproduction of unneeded cortisol is literally Cushings. it is not just a puffy face, it is a whole disease, WHICH CAN KILL YOU, and the way your face looks will be the least of your problems if you have it.

11.03.2026 21:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

my body does not organically produce cortisol, bc my adrenal glands wete removed. i have to take doses throughout the day, and i have to double or triple those doses if i am sick or injured or the body will go into "adrenal crisis" which again, will kill you if untreated.

11.03.2026 21:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i think, too, that people read abt cortisol being a "stress hormone" and they think only about emotional stress. but cortisol helps your body deal with physical stressors too, like illness or injury. if you do not have cortisol when you need it you can and will die.

11.03.2026 21:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

does stress negatively impact your body over time? i mean yeah. but cortisol isn't Stress. it is a hormone your body gives you that helps you to DEAL with stress. it is a helper!!

11.03.2026 21:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tiktok "health" influencers are evil for many many reasons but my personal biggest grievance with them at the moment is the way that they talk about cortisol. like come on babes. you don't have a "cortisol face" because your face gets puffy sometimes. "low cortisol" won't fix you

11.03.2026 21:41 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i maintain that if they put her in the game i may play it. maybe. she's the best and i need her

11.03.2026 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 4295 🔁 825 💬 32 📌 10
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I am ready to play the Post-Apocalyptic Happy Pokemon game.

#pokopia #Ditto

06.03.2026 21:40 👍 526 🔁 105 💬 2 📌 0
Pokopia ad on the subway

Pokopia ad on the subway

Ditto-shaped ads hanging from the ceiling and a ditto on the side of the bench on the train

Ditto-shaped ads hanging from the ceiling and a ditto on the side of the bench on the train

More pokopia ads in the same train car

More pokopia ads in the same train car

The Hanzomon Line symbol with a ditto on it

The Hanzomon Line symbol with a ditto on it

On Pokopia’s launch day I lucked into riding this particular subway line in Tokyo

10.03.2026 06:54 👍 280 🔁 34 💬 5 📌 2
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This is a horrific callout Pokopia..
#pokopia

09.03.2026 03:31 👍 171 🔁 40 💬 7 📌 0

it's all fun and games until you've flooded drilbur's house

11.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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oops

11.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
a meme comparing mario's experience in mario 64 director's cut to peach's, the latter comparing it to the once in a lifetime video by talking heads

a meme comparing mario's experience in mario 64 director's cut to peach's, the latter comparing it to the once in a lifetime video by talking heads

had a dream nintendo released a mario 64 "director's cut" w/ a peach side story where she's trapped in the paintings/gets a plumber's outfit to do platforming in.

the dialogue was abstract/kingdom heartsy and she kept going on abt the water world she was lost in.

i was posting this when i woke up

30.11.2025 16:50 👍 1330 🔁 441 💬 24 📌 7

could be fun with other gyaru elements too. would be cool as hell to recreate the bulbasaur's spotted pattern for a faux animal print textile.

10.03.2026 03:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omgggg i would love to do a kogal bulbasaur cosplay what a cute idea

10.03.2026 03:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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pokopia bulbasaur 💚

09.03.2026 17:39 👍 2412 🔁 312 💬 16 📌 0
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I don't even have the game but I couldn't resist adding to the kogal Bulbasaur craze that's hit my TL! #pokopia #Pokémon

09.03.2026 21:57 👍 1327 🔁 470 💬 7 📌 0

"if you drink honey lavender matcha then you should just admit that you don't actually want matcha at all. that shit isn't REAL matcha 😤"
wow! you like regular matcha?? should we throw a party???? should we call japan.

(thread)

09.03.2026 12:35 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

LMAOOO LRP IN RELATIONSHIP TO THAT THREAD I POSTED THIS MORNING

09.03.2026 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I can't compete with this.

09.03.2026 16:20 👍 10333 🔁 1745 💬 232 📌 412

lrp pls play zero escape 999 is my game of all-time

09.03.2026 17:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay like I'm not even kidding for $4 you will experience some of the most incredible stories of your life. I'm not kidding then I say that Virtue's Last Reward (which is in the nonary games bc that's two games in 1) is one of my Games of All Time.

09.03.2026 17:37 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

amen!

09.03.2026 17:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0