Uriah Heep (@uriahheepthebeast)

Hahaha yes it's video head cleaner is it not?

12.03.2026 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Accidentally spent 2 years writing a year-by-year history of Sony. You can get it here 🔗👇

11.03.2026 21:18 👍 76 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0

Ha!

11.03.2026 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like a failed gay. I haven't opened a single demonic realm in my whole gay life!

11.03.2026 09:32 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Yeah it's always the ones most repulsed who are actually the most curious. Tale as old as time.

11.03.2026 09:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm a huge fan of demon homosexuality myself. Have you seen those Horns? Putting the Horn in Horny....

11.03.2026 09:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He seems nice...

Can't understand why the Libs are struggling to win votes... #AusPol

11.03.2026 09:29 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

MOAR BABBIES

11.03.2026 09:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

smilling man sat in a car, his car has an assortment of radio antennas

Brooklyn, New York
Leonard Freed, 1963

11.03.2026 09:23 👍 96 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

😂

11.03.2026 09:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ncuti Gatwa's acclaimed theatre run of beloved classic play is set to stream for free Alongside Gatwa, the play stars Sharon D Clarke, Ronkẹ Adékọluẹ́jọ́, Eliza Scanlen and Hugh Skinner.

The National Theatre will stream The Importance of Being Earnest starring Ncuti Gatwa for free. The performance from the winter 2024/25 run will be on YouTube from 12 March. A watch-along premiere will be at 7pm GMT, during which viewers will have the opportunity to interact through chat/polls. 👜

10.03.2026 17:17 👍 140 🔁 70 💬 4 📌 8

They have a lot in common with baby animals. They embrace joy and live in the moment. No awareness of mortality etc.

11.03.2026 08:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Children are easily as gorgeous as baby animals.

11.03.2026 08:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ouch. Yes I'm old in that sense.

11.03.2026 08:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg I was the second like. Is this an unpopular opinion?

11.03.2026 08:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂 I just don't get the appeal? He used to be a comedian? He's nauseatingly stupid and I can't believe he's popular? I can barely listen to a minute of him without throwing shit.

You are the bestest of Joes.

11.03.2026 06:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate that we have to listen to what that credulous moron Joe Rogan thinks of every little thing.

11.03.2026 06:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh yes that is annoying.

11.03.2026 05:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

11.03.2026 04:31 👍 192 🔁 58 💬 9 📌 6

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 👍 8783 🔁 4035 💬 130 📌 202

Uneven bottle placement? Same.

11.03.2026 04:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"We have a problem with gas prices"

Yes, and who caused that Senator?

11.03.2026 04:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Read more: theshovel.com.au/2026/03/11/n...

11.03.2026 01:47 👍 212 🔁 82 💬 6 📌 0

Well it seems Trump still does his own makeup so maybe it's not in the budget?

11.03.2026 01:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I predict he will do nothing except whine and moan, like he always has. No solutions.

11.03.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow that looks a lot like Bender from Futurama. Or the other way round I guess.

10.03.2026 23:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂 so true

10.03.2026 13:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10.03.2026 06:33 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

So true

10.03.2026 13:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very Iain I'm sorry I didn't mean to rain on your parade. I'm probably jealous that I'm a terrible guitarist. He is a genius.

10.03.2026 10:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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