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That would be great! it was a really good story.

Oh my god

Is the Bears starting secondary next year going to be Johnson, Gordon, Stevenson, Bryant, and a drafted safety? Are we comfortable with that? Are we good with Tyrique starting? THIS IS WHAT I AM CHOOSING TO WORRY ABOUT ON MARCH 13TH

Are we still worried about the sad monkey or has that whole situation been resolved?

If you're a fan of the rock & roll music you need to check out Twisted Teens. Their new album is great.

The "everyone is 12 now" meme strikes again.

Football players, or just any kind of player? They should focus on players that have football experience.

A four panel meme from The Avengers End Game where Gamora asks Thanos if he accomplished his goals and what it cost. He replies he did and it cost him everything I changed it so Gamora is asking if he got to pretend it was socially acceptable to call things “retarded” again, Thanos answers yes and it cost him everything. Literally. He says he’s eating dog food and asks a toddler Gamora if he can borrow $100

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

I'm happy the Bears didn't make this trade because they need the picks but I would have been happy if they did make the trade too because Crosby is exactly what they need. I guess I'm just a happy guy!

I'm going to start one of those social media things where I post some stupid text over video of me drinking a cup of coffee looking smug and become a rich influencer. It's going to be awesome I can't wait to become an influencer and influence things with my smug coffee drinking face.

Angry, exhausted, and exhausted from being angry. It's a bad combination for productivity.

If they don't both pass him something went wrong along the way to a Super Bowl.

OHHHHH that makes more sense but it's still pretty good.

A 2nd and a 5th?

😢

I'm really going to miss DJ but this is a good spot for him and they probably needed to do it for cap space. Thanks DJ... and at the end of the day, it's fuck the Packers always.

Um... about that... do Hera Syndulla and Wedge Antilles count?

If I join your cult do I have to sit at a computer and answer emails all day? Because if your cult doesn't even have Outlook I am in.

I'm glad Dalman retired so I have pretend problems to worry about that distract me from real problems. Worrying about the Bears O-line and finding a new center is much easier than worrying about what kind of country my kids are growing up in and the world ending in their lifetime.

well Boston has never taken a stand over government regulation of caffeinated beverages before, so I imagine this will go down easy

It's the nexus of the universe

It looks like the strip of paper a barber puts around your neck under the cape that keeps hair off of your clothes.

Maybe we should name all babies Michael Jordan and then everyone will be awesome.

Of course the American edition of history repeating has given us "Let them eat liver".