I promised from that day that I'd be vigilant and watchful of my boy, and, although there have been some slips when life pulled me in too many ways at once, I feel my watch has been to his benefit.
and now its done.๐ฅฒI'm exhausted, sad, but very relieved knowing I took him as far as wanted to go.
10.03.2026 22:30
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It's done. ๐
2 years ago to the month, Kikko got out of the fence and, after roaming over a mile away he was hit by a car. a kind stranger took him to the vet, who read his chip and called us.
It really made me wake up and realize how neglectful i'd been to the boy, focusing on the kids instead.
10.03.2026 22:30
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Seriously, get you somebody you can Emma Stone SNLpost with during the serious times. She's making getting through this bearable.
10.03.2026 18:26
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I'm supposed to be with my family at spring break (the original plan was to take him with us). I'll be forever grateful to my wife for bearing the brunt of the human child responsibility so I could be here when, what we thought would be another minor geriatric setback, became The Right Time.
10.03.2026 18:23
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Me and my boy โค๏ธ
I don't even remember the part of me that existed before him. No pets in the house for the first time the house has been MY house. Damn.
But here we are, resting until the doctor comes in a few hours. Enjoying our time.
10.03.2026 18:05
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09.03.2026 23:44
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Called shot
Lash will be the first Deadlock hero to enter dota.
09.03.2026 23:29
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A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'
09.03.2026 01:54
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Until I saw the alt text the Blue-Black-purple palette had me thinking you were playing Rem Deadlock on settings like that ๐ฅด
09.03.2026 16:12
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nice of POE to remind you to go to bed in this new league
08.03.2026 23:50
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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"HEY."
"DO YOU WANNA FEEL SOOOO ENERGETIC!?"
08.03.2026 22:19
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They gonna call U mark hammil u out here drinking that star war titty milk homey
08.03.2026 21:38
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Yes I typoed it the first time I posted it, it derailed my entire day.
08.03.2026 21:37
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Me when the slightest inconvenience derails my entire day:
08.03.2026 21:32
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08.03.2026 18:36
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๐ฉท ษชแด'๊ฑ ๊ฑแดแดแดส แด๊ฐ๊ฐแดแดแดษชแด แด! ๐ฉท
07.03.2026 19:21
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He's calling them "booming" opportunities bc when they blow up they go "boom."
08.03.2026 07:53
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Why the fuck is America playing all these other countries in baseball
Like we already had the World Series and USA won???
08.03.2026 07:52
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Damn, with all these people around, any one of them could be the Enemy Stand User
Enemy Stand User:
08.03.2026 06:11
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No! They were coached by me (every year except now, different organizations), like I was coached by my dad!
07.03.2026 22:50
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Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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Zell dinct from final fantasy lookinass
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Suspense thriller in tweet form.
07.03.2026 18:26
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We found him, lads.
07.03.2026 18:01
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Those with more wealth than sense can try to flex nuts in any sport, and baseball is probably on the lower end of the spectrum closer to soccer.
But we're 9 years old here.
Don't come down the hill with the fuckin rolly extendo luggage bag with 2 different bats. Tiny hands in tiny batting gloves.
07.03.2026 16:45
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When I say 'serious' baseballer, you know the type. "That" necklace. "Those" sunglasses. Cleats and dedicated baseball pants at the first practice. Shirt from a baseball camp. All of them. First practice. Very culty. Very intimidating
07.03.2026 16:39
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