The Classy Alcoholic

Got his ass.

All these bad things are happening to the wrong people!!!!!

Sometimes I consider paying for premium because all the ad breaks are annoying. But then I refuse because they’re so annoying about asking me if I want to pay for premium constantly. 😒

I’m in AZ and I interviewed her when I was in college and she was a state rep. She got elected because she was once a genuinely progressive person who appeared to have strong convictions at the time. It’s wild how far she fell.

“How will the NFL top next year’s half time show?”

Back to back Bad Bunny performances. Like when they bring back the same dudes to host the Oscars after they kill it.

You stupid racists. You stupid FUCKIKG racists! Y’all really chose to not to experience the absolutely joy of the Bad Bunny halftime show?

That’s why you will lose and die sad. Because you do not have (and will never have) joy in your stupid racist lives.

Thanks! I did make it to Ocean Lab last night. I’ll do as much as I can before I leave Tuesday!

It’s my first time here so any other recommendations would be appreciated! I’m turning 40 on Sunday and decided to celebrate on the island.

A guy at a bar in a brown suit with a pink pocket square with a beer

A glass of beer held next to a coaster from La Taberna Lúpulo in San Juan Puerto Rico

A plate of seafood paella

A plastic glass of rum next to a bottle of Medalla beer

Birthday weekend in Puerto Rico is going well so far!
#beer #craftbeer #sanjuan #puertorico

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They make a joke saying “in 10 years the new Hulk Hogan sex tape will be him clutching a woman and farting.” Guess when the ep came out? 2015, ten years before he croaked 😆

It sucks but it’s honestly kinda fun how dumb it is.

Hey @whmpodcast.bsky.social I just now got to the OSL and I’m the dude who asked for White Noise 2! Best day ever! 🙌🏽

Jordan “El Moreno” Martinez from #Phoenix wants to face Naoya Inoue in the ring. Does he have what it takes to take on The Monster? Watch him fight 2/28 on the Navarrete vs. Nuñez card to find out!
#boxing #sports #sportssky #naoyainoue #podcast

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my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens

It is taking too long 😒

I liked this movie a lot when I was a kid. No idea if it holds up at all 🤔

I love blocklists. This was already on there and I didn’t have to do SHIT.

A ★★★★ review of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) Let’s get this out of the way first: heh. heheheh. More like The BONER Temple heheheheheheh. Gotta admit, I was skeptical as hell before this. The great thing about 28YL was how radically different it...

I was really worried that this was gonna be bad since production started before the last one even came out. That doesn’t always turn out well. Happy to say I was wrong!
#filmsky #moviesky #movies #letterboxd #moviereview #28yearslater 📽️

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Got his ass!

I haven’t listened to them in a long while but I used to be a fan and saw them live once. I respect the hell out of them for being outspoken like this. 🫡

Guess he got his answer.

Not sure why you posted this but I remember when it happened and it was hilarious because what did he think he was even doing?

Donnie origin story. Classic.

Never in my life have I exhibited as much self control as have today in order to not get myself banned on social media. So l'll just say FUCK ICE and if you support this I hope the exact same thing happens to everyone you love and that you're forced to watch.

Been at a loss for words for like 12 hours sooooo…I’ll just repost my IG story here:

Literally the first thing I thought. Wild that that’s where our world is now 😭

The Simpsons Krusty Burger Lego set still in the box.

Some life advice: don’t stay up super late getting shithouse drunk and thinking “I’ve had a long year, I deserve to treat myself” unless you wanna spend a stupid amount of money on a Simpson Lego set.