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roguelikes, dungeon crawlers, and IF 🦇 basketball 🦇 fake grindcore 🦇 Battletech 🦇 miniature painting 🦇 skateboarding 🦇 former: Managing Editor: First Person Scholar 🦇 they/them 🦇🍷⚰️

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Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

12.03.2026 21:00 👍 4049 🔁 783 💬 213 📌 245

OH SNAP! YOUR GIRL DIA WROTE A THING FOR REMAP ABOUT STAR TREK AND TRYING TO KILL TOM PARIS LFG!!!!!!!

12.03.2026 14:20 👍 353 🔁 96 💬 11 📌 3

ratio etc.

11.03.2026 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is there a bi of hormuz

11.03.2026 01:39 👍 1475 🔁 209 💬 55 📌 11
My Thoughts On Marathon And The Relevance And Weaponization Of Steam Charts
My Thoughts On Marathon And The Relevance And Weaponization Of Steam Charts YouTube video by Paul Tassi

Come with meeee as I watch this Paul Tassi video about the monster he made (everyone obsessing over steam charts)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX61...

10.03.2026 23:07 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

i'm ngl i do find it legit pretty upsetting that i released a 200k+ bl vn for free and steam and it has 5 negative reviews out of 19 from people with 10 minutes of playtime complaining about how gay people are immoral

10.03.2026 06:43 👍 125 🔁 18 💬 6 📌 3
Me in a dark purple wrap dress at the CN Tower restaurant.

Me in a dark purple wrap dress at the CN Tower restaurant.

Hey y'all! I'm the community/marketing manager at Kitfox Games. I yell about cool games like Dwarf Fortress, Caves of Qud, Streets of Fortuna, Ostranauts, Thousand Hells (and more!)

#WhatAGameDevLooksLike

10.03.2026 19:04 👍 235 🔁 21 💬 8 📌 0

Can confirm.

Retail version selling out, digital version seeing strong uptake. Switch 2 hardware sales already seeing a boost at online retailers.

Nintendo have a hit here.

10.03.2026 17:26 👍 237 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 2

The automation paradox (that invariably automation ends up making more work in a variety of ways) is a thing. Which is why it's best practices for the people actually doing the work to have a say in how automation technologies are deployed in their workplaces, which can only be done collectively.

10.03.2026 16:12 👍 37 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 2
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Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly confidently retells one hell of a ghost story Thanks to its oppressive atmosphere and skilled storytelling, Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly's remake lives up to its predecessor.

Thanks to its oppressive atmosphere and skilled storytelling, Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly's remake lives up to the original. Our review: www.avclub.com/fatal-frame-...

10.03.2026 15:31 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
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Can you just fucking not? I knew in advance, thanks to a friend, that Resident Evil: Requiem was gonna have a fatphobic character. She told me because she wanted me to be prepared for...

Still avoiding bsky but as I have nowhere else to promote these:

I wrote a brief and frankly angry post about RE Requiem's "Chunk" enemies and I think the title says it all

foxharper.bearblog.dev/can-you-just...

10.03.2026 02:14 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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I've been singing its praises for a while, but Banquet For Fools is a must-play for anyone who loved Morrowind for its strange, swampy setting.

Classic old-school CRPG but with messy, physics'y real-time-with-pause combat. Vagrant Story meets Dragon's Dogma.

store.steampowered.com/app/3172700/...

09.03.2026 03:43 👍 323 🔁 66 💬 10 📌 1

Attack the goat's head!

09.03.2026 13:00 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

07.03.2026 23:25 👍 3414 🔁 1228 💬 3 📌 15
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

07.03.2026 23:24 👍 2707 🔁 543 💬 33 📌 16
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Heart of the Machine is a fascinating, timeline-hopping strategy RPG A grand strategy game that asks "What if AI was good?"

Holy hell. Heart of the Machine hit 1.0 this week. I adore Arcen's games so much. There’s just nothing like them. Can't wait to dig in now that it's out of EA.

www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...

07.03.2026 02:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a short list of games to play if I ever find myself feeling adrift and close to the top is always "another Haque run."

But hell yes, Dungeon Encounters rules. It's such a brilliant and tight design.

07.03.2026 02:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Heart of the Machine is Crusader Kings for speculative sci-fi nerds, flipping the script on the cult AI War series Skynet, Ultron or Shodan—Heart of the Machine lets you roleplay your dream machine overlord.

My little hands-on piece about Heart Of The Machine is up on PC Gamer now.

There's a lot to wrap your head around here (your first 10 hours or so are all tutorial, after which the game REALLY opens up), but it's already Arcen's most impressive game yet, and there's at least a year of growth to come

08.02.2025 15:53 👍 64 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 0

I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.

28.02.2026 15:21 👍 2651 🔁 1272 💬 7 📌 68
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Incoming HPG transmission: A new episode of #The #Second #Circuit #podcast is now available, at the link below or on your preferred pod catcher service!

Jesse and Jo set out to finally settle their TRO Phoenix Fight

thesecondcircuit.podbean.com

#BattleTech #tabletop #mecha #miniatures #wargame

02.03.2026 11:05 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
a 3x3 grid of video gaems. 
1. MegaMek
2. Dungeon Encounters
3. Imbroglio
4. Menace
5. Syndicate Wars
6. Overlord
7. Haque
8. Dark Earth
9. Hardwar

a 3x3 grid of video gaems. 1. MegaMek 2. Dungeon Encounters 3. Imbroglio 4. Menace 5. Syndicate Wars 6. Overlord 7. Haque 8. Dark Earth 9. Hardwar

Games. Nine of them. Read 'em and weep.

I know that other site is out there but it wouldn't let me save an image so here we are

06.03.2026 13:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Let me be clear, we don't want quartermasters in this military. We want whole masters.

04.03.2026 17:46 👍 244 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 1
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🌞 SOL CESTO - FULL ANIMATED TRAILER 🌞

Sol Cesto 1.0 finally has a release date! Dive into the final version of our weird roguelite on April 10, 2026.

We can’t wait for you to discover all the endings 👀
Please help us spread the word 🙌

04.03.2026 16:10 👍 1174 🔁 415 💬 47 📌 36

my little essay in this is called “I Would Like to Be Included in this Narrative” and it’s about casting as a technique in procedural storytelling to create granular, personalized moments

04.03.2026 18:17 👍 83 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0
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the special name generator for these guys got messed up

04.03.2026 16:59 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 8 📌 1
an edit of the initial voight-kampff segment from blade runner. dave holden smokes a cigarette and then says "Wanna see something cool?"

an edit of the initial voight-kampff segment from blade runner. dave holden smokes a cigarette and then says "Wanna see something cool?"

leon kowalski pauses, and then says "Sure."

leon kowalski pauses, and then says "Sure."

leon and holden are now watching goku fight perfect cell.

leon and holden are now watching goku fight perfect cell.

04.03.2026 18:18 👍 495 🔁 144 💬 4 📌 1
an edited screenshot of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, where Max (from Sam and Max) is dressed as a jack frost from SMT. he stands before the demi-fiend and says "When I die, I'm taking you with me."

an edited screenshot of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, where Max (from Sam and Max) is dressed as a jack frost from SMT. he stands before the demi-fiend and says "When I die, I'm taking you with me."

remembering old dumb art i did. SMT: sam & max tensei.

04.03.2026 18:00 👍 3012 🔁 980 💬 17 📌 10
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Save 35% on Radirgy Swag on Steam Dodge, slash, and shoot your way through waves of enemies while collecting items. Blast off on a quick trip toward the Moon in Radio-allergic Shoot ’Em Up!

Now that it's out, it may not surprise you to know that I was part of the team to localise this game, just like with Karous! I was on FIRE when translating some of the lines here - hope you enjoy the new English version!

store.steampowered.com/app/3179820/...

#RadirgySwag

04.03.2026 10:44 👍 84 🔁 40 💬 6 📌 0

Mind that tail!

04.03.2026 16:00 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What do you mean the US ran out of missiles? What's the point of teachers buying their own school supplies if we don't have infinite missiles forever?

04.03.2026 13:40 👍 128 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 3