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Cyclist, guitarist, programmer, bon-viveur. 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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He's a proper rugby player.

11.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm. Play that in b flat.

11.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time man. Unless it's Gavin Henson.

11.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK so what is a sex instrument?

11.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just on the train home from the Regional Press Awards after a very successful afternoon.

I would like to say something thoughtful and articulate but I am several pints in.

All I can say is thank you so much to everyone who has supported what my team and I are trying to build.

1/2

11.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats, llongyfarchiadau.

11.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, the culture warriors deeply misunderstand the deep underlying psyche of the British people. The British people were offered nice animals and they overwhelmingly favoured nice animals.

11.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 16
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So grateful to Keir Starmer and his leaked memo for justifying the entire premise for my book on the week it's released.

Get your copy here: www.ylolfa.com/products/978...

10.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
An original artwork of a wren perched on a branch, created using watercolour paints on 5x7" watercolour paper.

An original artwork of a wren perched on a branch, created using watercolour paints on 5x7" watercolour paper.

The wren was sacred to the Druids, who used its complex songs for divination. The Irish name dreoilΓ­n and Welsh dryw both link the bird to the word for "Druid" or "seer".
Art my own.

#WrensDay #BirdOfTheDay #Folklore

11.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 588 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

show of hands, who is surprised

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

britain has the highest electricity prices in the world making manufacturing unaffordable, a housing crisis some 40yrs in the making and if it was an american state it's about at the level of missisippi and some twat is telling me you can't replace churchill on the fiver with a fish or something

11.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Was this the unflattering photo?

11.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Music even makes you blink to the beat Rhythmic tunes trigger synchronized eyeblinks and automatic bopping or swaying, new research suggests

Rhythmic tunes trigger synchronized eyeblinks and automatic bopping or swaying, new research suggests

11.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Yeah beautiful. I've only seen one once.

11.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh! Nice.

11.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rep. Thomas Massie says Trump called him on the House floor after he pushed to release the Epstein files.
Trump told him three times: "I'm coming at you like you've never seen in your life."

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 775 πŸ” 448 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 64
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U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

11.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

The Conservative party logo is a tree.

11.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 5

Utterly baffling briefing just now with Kemi Badenoch’s spokesman in which he repeatedly insists that β€œwe’re in the war” with Iran and that she supports it, while simultaneously denying she ever said she wants to join the war she thinks we're already in

11.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 671 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 15
Farage accused of U turn as he says UK should stay out of Iran war

Farage accused of U turn as he says UK should stay out of Iran war

Farage, leading, as usual, by watching which way the crowd is moving and running to the front.

11.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 1161 πŸ” 299 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 19

Very good!

11.03.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Origin Story, on an absolute unqualified piece of Nazi shit, who is as close to the brains of the Trump operation as it gets.

11.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 2
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I still think about this a lot.

11.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 3444 πŸ” 652 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 70

I explained a while ago that it would be impossible to say anything about Trump’s Iranian β€˜adventure’ with absolute certainty. I’m sorry, I was wrong. He will *never* do anything that genuinely upsets or angers Vladimir Putin. Whether in Iran, in Ukraine or even in the USA. It is his only constant.

10.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1070 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ncuti Gatwa's acclaimed theatre run of beloved classic play is set to stream for free Alongside Gatwa, the play stars Sharon D Clarke, Ronkẹ Adékọluẹ́jọ́, Eliza Scanlen and Hugh Skinner.

The National Theatre will stream The Importance of Being Earnest starring Ncuti Gatwa for free. The performance from the winter 2024/25 run will be on YouTube from 12 March. A watch-along premiere will be at 7pm GMT, during which viewers will have the opportunity to interact through chat/polls. πŸ‘œ

10.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 8

BREAKING: After badly losing the war he started for no reason, President Trump is carefully considering declaring victory and pretending he won πŸ‘€

09.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 2815 πŸ” 489 πŸ’¬ 242 πŸ“Œ 37

you swear so much, you thought NSFW was a state in Australia.

10.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Dubai expat crisis
Man in suit: Attacks imminent?
Phew! I thought you said 'a tax imminent!
PHOTOBUBBLE: NICK NEWMAN

Dubai expat crisis Man in suit: Attacks imminent? Phew! I thought you said 'a tax imminent! PHOTOBUBBLE: NICK NEWMAN

By Nick Newman.

10.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 536 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

I have picked some wild garlic. I think I will add it to some Chinese scrambled eggs with tomato.

10.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Iran war should be a lesson for Keir Starmer's Government. If you take a clear line on an issue where the public agree with you then it's your opponents who end up having to back down, not you

10.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 1507 πŸ” 402 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 17