Alex

I can be alone with my thoughts on a busy street, I can't turn this shit off 😂😂

Me when people imply that one cannot be "alone with their thoughts" when music is playing

Do you think if you went out in public and sang "I have a structured settlement and I need cash now" that people would sing back

Get a dashcam

Do you have a pic? I'm curious!

NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act.

The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."

Can I be honest? It actually makes my teeth itch that SCOTUS is willing to step in when on this one occasion it serves their personal interests, but in matters of life and death for ordinary people they barely break a sweat telling us their hands are tied.

(I am SetDreadsToStun on just about everything that I use)

BTW I am now on Substack!
Bet you can't guess my username.

People talk trash about Ohio, but at least I have never had to deal with a stuck Waymo blocking traffic 🤷🏽‍♀️

Found out that you don't have to give the website your ID to verify your age (I promise this wasn't the case when I first got annoyed by it) so I am able to receive DMs again 😂

Take: please don't have a "book an appointment" form online if you're just going to ask for a bunch of info to send me an email telling me to call your office to schedule. I am doing this specifically because I DON'T want to call, and now we have both wasted time. 😅

Dear snow: stop it

Being in your 30s is wild. What do you mean I did something weird with my arm while SLEEPING and it still hurts a week later??? Sounds fake.

Me when I ask someone how they are: (Genuinely wants to know & cares)

Me when someone asks how I am: uhhhhh quick what can I say that's not a bummer

Heavy metal "chugs" are one of my biggest joys in life

Can't remember if the superstition dictates not cleaning on NYE or New Year's Day, so I just won't do either

I'm just mad b/c my camera has been broken for over a year and I really miss taking pics w/ something other than my phone, & I was THIS close to getting a replacement I could actually afford. Right now the same camera body-only is going for 2x what I bought it for in 2018 w/ accessories. 😔

Hmm I think ebay should not allow bids less than 15 seconds before an auction ends. Especially if there have been no new bids for days until that point. That's just cheating, IMO. Not even giving people time to react even if they were staring at their phone.

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.

Can't stop thinking about Mark Ruffalo in Mickey 17

Procrastination wins: when you literally mean to mow the lawn for weeks (I even charged the batteries and it rained the next day, I was serious!!) And now its covered in snow, so 🤷🏽‍♀️

a man is sitting at a table with a box of mcdonald 's fries Alt: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

When u stop buying a food you like because its expensive, and then when you get it for the first time in a long time it's just not as good as you remember...and still just as expensive

Like. If it was scheduled to go out before that happened you can pull it. That is just so. So so gross.

UPS had a plane crash in Louisville yesterday killing 7 people, injuring 11.
Today I get an email from UPS advertising shipping by air for the holidays. Including "Show You Care, Send It by Air!"
I shouldn't be surprised by things like this anymore...capitalism gonna capitalism...but I'm disgusted?

Gopuff is full of shit. 😂 it's only been 1 day and already they've deactivated the $25 credit for snap recipients because of "high demand." Why would you offer credits and not be prepared for the demand?? Bye.

Oooh I love these her decks are so pretty

Ibrahim’s sister Shimaa has a heart valve condition that the family is really trying to raise the funds to get her treatment for.