Megan Noel

Usurper.

All of it.

Dude has a meltdown if the escalator breaks, he cannot handle an actual military engagement.

If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats

Thanks, Sweetie.

It seem like things have been getting shorter and shorter, content wise. For a while live journal and blogs were in. Then facebooks, then twitter, Bluesky and TikTok. People used to write novels, then paragraphs, then quips. But we back to novels again - only they are all written by AI.

I would like to supplement my income by selling moleskin of capital hill.

But it is ok that the US has nuclear weapons & is destroying the world.

Empire decline, In one image

a black and white cat is standing on concrete. he's black and white. black and white like a cow. a cow cat. his mood is not easily decipherable.

stay vigilant. the cow cats are always lurking. and growing stronger.

In the USA.

What if we all worked less. To save gas. The introverts would hole up at home. ❤️🏠

This just highlights the fact that trump has cankles.

Of the three people most mentioned in the Epstein files, one died in prison, the second is IN prison, and the third is the president of the United States of America.

Right?

It's supposed to be on Netflix, not the news.

They could have just got a cat. A cute one.

Meanwhile about a third of the Ubers I take are Teslas…no cyber trucks, though.

You are magnificent.

At this point I am getting my news from the BBC. Who do you even trust anymore. I am not a conspiracy but, just a confused American in 2026.

That’s happening NOW

I hope it comes with solar cells. I do not our leaders not to destroy our infrastructure.

Please end this "spring forward/fall back" bullshit I am DYING

Ok. When can we start.

I was small but I remember the gas crisis in the 70s. You wait until the day assigned to your license plate and go wait in a very long line. And pay what was a lot of money then. At least we did not have crazy tariffs then. Groceries were cheaper. #gasprices #tariffs

It does make one hope hell
Is real.

Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but I’m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.

I take gabby pentin too. It is the best.

If he has decided this war is over - & I hope he had for the sake of the Middle East & our soldiers- what BS is next to distract for the pedophilia? P.s pedophelia is horrifying to almost everyone & we will never stop talking about this.

Maybe you should buy a skateboard. Can you put those in the overhead bib?

I was thinking that. I think I will buy a pony. They are biodegradable!