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well do you see how that’s a different thing

it just seems like the oreo creme would be too sweet :/

yeah i mean in retrospect they're more similar tonally despite being extremely different narratively for sure lol

he loves her BECAUSE of these movies

[hits the blunt, coughs really hard]
they did make one. it’s called social mediaa, maaaaaaan

like don’t get me wrong i like the ones we got just fine. they’re silly and funny but they’re so much of their own thing that sometimes i think about what could have been. i’m cautiously excited for the zach cregger-led version though

sometimes (like tonight) i lay awake at night and think about how they passed up a george romero script for the paul ws anderson resident evil

also i gotta be real that doesn’t even sound like it would be that good. unbalanced flavor profile.

why is everyone so obsessed with mixing chocolate and oreo into matcha??? it makes it look like you stuck a cup into a marsh

counterpoint if i somehow found a way to scam the nyt out of money and put an evangelion reference in there i’m doing that all day

hana takes a selfie in a mirror

gets u

hana takes a selfie in a mirror

gets u

they stole an hour from women

Comically large anvil spawns on top of you

when i do this i call it ground beef bulgogi and i charge $17.50 a plate

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

aotenio infinite hands splash art. blues and greens with pixel art of mahjong tiles and chinese temple roofs and whatnot

just noticed Mahjong Balatro in my steam family library. peak just walked in

steam highlight that says "MOST POPULAR among players like you"

wdym "players like you" gaben just call me a slur

gee i wonder which part of the level is destructible

no the review is insane resident evil is resident evil

no it’s jus regular water go ahead and take a big sip

An article titled "The Rise of the Techno-Pastoral" by Lisa Peralta. The image that accompanies it depicts a gameboy whose screen shows a pixelated green field and trees, and its lead reads "When criticizing the present, we keep dreaming of the technology of the past. Is this logic sound?"

I made a blog!

been thinking a lot about our relationship to technology and what I find unsettling about "tech detox" culture

go read it: noreturn.blog/p/the-rise-o...

grace after shooting requiem one (1) time

he’s 50 years old he has to sit down for a bit between his segments

also the back half flips that timing balance pretty heavily imo

jfkgkgldlfg yes lmaoooo

nodding sagely

bitch said experimental experiments

in my defense im off the pen and sleepy

sorry for having a long thought on this website i should have just written a blog post instead. maybe i will still

but like. does it need to be the main focus of your review, though? it’s not even the main focus of the parts that are explicitly grappling with that theming!