I think @nytwirecutter.bsky.social should do an article ranking personal body cameras so all these people can keep their hands free at protests. They don't need 8k if they have quantity of angles.
The only person who has more faith than a preacher, is a skinny jogger running in the road during solar glare - yolo!
Yeah, the Reading Rainbow!
Did you have a favorite entrance to the mall growing up, and why are you a nerd?
My Chihuahua is such a picky eater - I dropped a Frito on the floor and she wouldn't eat it because it smelled like feet.
I feel at this rate all these Clawd Bots will reach singularity by 5:27pm on Wednesday and we will all be like: "I can't wait for The Pitt tomorrow!"
I love the inception that happens when a previously saved Google Photos collage gets included in a brand new Google Photos collage.
Is anyone else like where the hell did Vevor come from, and are they like the modern day Acme Corp? Like if you told me Vevor also makes vibrators, I wouldn't even bat an eye.
Just a friendly reminder that the bagpipe in Big Country is a guitar.
I'm thinking of making a t-shirt that says: "All I wanted was a Pepsi."
Finally a sunny weekend day in NE!
[release the black flies]
I still say a Max-only Naked And Afraid: Unblurred would single handly break people's porn addiction. Just people bending over reaching for things alone.
I'm slowly realizing, if you ever find yourself in a situation where Android's "Now Playing" is killing it song after song, you're in danger.
I spend way too much of my life thinking about where I should put my arms at any given point in a day.
@skylight.social - The login workflow with BlueSky on Android is almost impossible to get through. Leaving the app to get my BlueSky MFA out of my email, just puts me back at the start when I return to Skylight - wash rinse repeat.
Get Kevin James on the phone, I want to pitch him a new sitcom idea where he's a space garbage man, from Queens.
Am I the only one puzzled by the logistics of using rockets to send the Earth's garbage to space? It makes sense though, rich people are just thinking the volume of trash involved is the amount they see before staff come through the next day.
Seems appropriate today.
I'm addicted to Topo Chico lime/mint - so much so I currently have three cases in the downstairs fridge, because one time, ten months ago, my supermarket, who only sells it on its end caps, but never the same end cap, didn't have it for two weeks, just blueberry, and I freaked.
My name is B, and I eat day old bagels so you don't have to
The Pitt is a show about a man that never got help for his stress and grief and the whole Internet is like: "Oh daddy!"
Wouldn't it be funny if the tariffs really *does* bring manufacturing back to the US and kicks off the golden age of robotics?
I spent the weekend listening to The Twilight Sad on all my errand trips - I hope I stopped at all the red lights.
I'm having a hard time coming up with a second episode of my new podcast "Famous Generals' Chicken" and it doesn't help that all I hear in my head is my wife nagging me on how building a podcast studio was going to be a huge waste of money.
I don't know who needs to hear this but, in The Pitt, we don't need to know who the shooter is - it is not medically necessary.
Internet: Boycott Tesla - don't buy their cars!
Me: [looking at my bank account] Um, count me in.
I think I just want to subscribe to one streaming service: Pitt+. Different hospitals, same writing, same format, same level of characters.
Update: the rumors of Radiohead returning were false. Turns out someone heard a dentist drill and a copy machine running and assumed wrong.
Does Jersey Mike's make the best subs? No. Does Jersey Mike's make better subs than [insert town name] House Of Pizza? Everytime.
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