Just saw an AI commercial on Bloomberg TV for "dynatrace" where some fancy graphs get animated on the screen. One of them is for "order revenue" and it kind of looks like the graph is going...down?
"AI-powered observability where it counts" is their tagline.
wait until an LLM puts some AI-relevant pork into a bill no one was reading even before we let AI rw the text 😭
might as well just ship rwx permissions at this point
My favorite part about this is that it suggests that Jesus's real goal was to promote corporate puffery.
Was it really the *best* olive oil in Jerusalem?
You really need to watch this whole clip. It's amazing.
New: A Houston woman is suing Tesla in Harris County, alleging that her Cybertruck, while using Tesla's "Full Self-Driving mode" tried to drive the car off of a bridge. Here is the dashcam footage provided by her lawyers: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
There was a pretty obvious point in 2024 where everybody with any **power** in this country decided “let’s get Trump back in office and just give him everything he wants and hope for the best” and, well, here we are
I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.
I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.
1/ Here's what I can share:
The media absolutely screwed Ben on this story. He’s a hero—the only business school professor I’ve ever known who even considered fighting for the little guy, let alone who actually did—and did not deserve the treatment he received.
Yeeeah so MS gave em the permit to run those 41 turbines and build out the power plant to run xAI's data centers and therefore, to keep X and Grok goin... www.cnbc.com/2026/03/10/e...
xAI wants to build a huge, natural gas-burning power plant in Southaven, Mississippi. Regulators plan to hold a key meeting about this in Jackson, ~200 miles away, on Election Day for the 2026 primaries tomorrow. Some residents will trek out to hear what they say...
www.cnbc.com/2026/03/09/m...
real 'the best time was literally any prior opportunity but the second best time is NOW' vibes:
I wrote about how, in the past few weeks, two federal judges held the Trump administration in civil contempt, and two more threatened the admin with criminal contempt
ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
Oh, wait, something did happen: Gensler's former Chief of Staff, @amandalfischer.bsky.social, blocked me on Bluesky a year ago because I asked her a question she didn't like.
So classy.
Well, this is new. The former Director of Enforcement of the SEC (Gubrir Grewal) was aware of my and Lukasz Krupski's Tesla/Musk whistleblower submission, and was supposed to speak to the Chairman (Gary Gensler) about it—and still nothing happened.
Slime.
www.plainsite.org/documents/gi...
being a hater doesn't pay well, but at least you get listed as a risk factor in their SEC filings
this might sound like a joke, but it's very much not
So in other words, Happy Third Extension of Time Grant Day!
1/n Something I've been building with Claude Code - may have some use and I might make it publicly available:
Anthropic PBC v. U.S. Department of War et al: www.plainsite.org/dockets/5xi7...
Someone needs to draft an impeachment article and force a vote.
We're in uncharted territory- if WTI crude holds these gains tomorrow- the current rise of 29.9% or $27.16/bbl would be its largest single day price jump- in both percent and amount- ever. Ever. EVER.
Yes, also anger that the entirety of the United States of America has let this happen.
Jail for this man
Crude is up 26% lol. Orange Julias Caesar gotta do something. SPR release won’t do it - scale of disruption far too great. Export controls won’t do it. Hormuz or bust. #TACOTuesdayCominUp
“Tehran is burning. And smoke has filled the streets. It’s impossible to drive out of the city right now and even with the windows closed, heavy smoke is making its way inside."
Read every word.
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
R-U-S-S-I-A
Some version of this is absolutely happening in the WH tonight.
It’s basically 8 billion people against one child rapist. Guess who’s winning.
And if the media had just called him a Russian asset as soon as that was blatantly obvious, maybe we wouldn't be here.
I guess because as a San Francisco judge told me after fabricating numerous quotes and citations himself, typos don't matter.
