Lova

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

This needs to be immortalized.

Art of lots of different mustelid heads

Happy MarTen longfriends!
#martenday

As an american, I was thinking John Brown, myself

If they remove access to transitional care for adults, I will detransition into the man Guy Fawkes failed to be.

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with cyan eyes and black hair, stands with a twisty, flowy pose as he looks over at the viewer with sheepish but friendly smile. Brooke hangs his fedora on his index finger, wielding his magnifying glass with his other hand. He has a purple sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail and curly side-bangs. A single loose curl hangs off his forehead. He has red, circular earrings, and glasses. His belt is loose, and hangs off to his side. All in all, an extremely barbie-looking guy. The inside of his coat is colored the same cyan as his eyes. Did I mention his eyes are solid cyan with black pupils? Aw man there's a lot to describe, honestly. He's got eyelashes, a white muzzle, and a pink undertone. black and red lipstick. i think that's it. help me Descriptive text around Brooke reads: BRooke! [[A logo with letters made of round, playful lines, with the "oo" having dots in them to represent eyes, looking up cutely to the top right]] -Typing software mascot -Detective Guy -Stoat -He Deals with Horrors* -Part-time Dress-Up Doll -Sometimes tall -Sometimes Small [[He's doodled near a minimally drawn human. A smaller Brooke stands cutely in the human's hand, while a Brooke significantly taller than the human stands next to them, posing with his hand on his hip.]] *He gets into Silent Hill-ass mysteries every tuesday -Default Mascot design for Marketability [[There's a cute, bean-shaped, "scrimblo bimblo" version of Brooke in the bottom right. He's got the proportions of a Kirby animal like Rick, but floating hands, like Susie. From Kirby, not the lizard. Brooke gestures with one hand towards himself and another outward, like he's explaining some infographic off-screen. his eyes are drawn one with his glasses, large expressive rectangles.]]

Brooke, a doll of an anthropomorphic purple stoat with black hair, glasses, and red earrings, stands in front of a standing-desk, looking directly at a flat-screen computer monitor. His white-gloved hands hover over the keyboard, ready for typing. He explains with a slight smile [[interjecting whispered dialogue into his speech bubble as minimized text]], "A proper standing desk should allow you to keep your arms bent at a 90-degree angle while maintaining easy access with the keyboard, and a straight yet comfortable posture. [[do you think i'm pretty]] Then, just adjust the monitor to a height that is directly parallel with your eyeline. Back in my day, CRTs made these kinds of desks hard to come by, haha. I'm a bit rusty with new technology. [[Having long fingers is also. new to me]]" A distinctly sillier, yet-to-be-yassified version of Brooke is doodled in the bottom right. Here he's more of a bean-shaped stoat mascot with floating gloved hands. An arrow points to him, saying, "(Circa 1989)"

Brooke stands idly with a vacant expression on his crudely drawn face. He has a black sweater with a heart opening showing his bare chest with speaker-holes. He's also wearing white pants, a red belt, a purple longcoat, white gloves, black spats, and red high-heels. His hair is braided with a ponytail. Text above him reads, "-Inspired by Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing -and Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" There's a smaller headshot of him wearing a purple fedora that matches his coat. "HAT" is written, with an arrow pointing at it. Brooke's face is doodled in more flattering detail in the top right, somehow even lower detail in the middle right, and in the bottom right, Brooke is depicted as a computer. Like, a computer with just his face on the monitor. Someone off-screen asks him, "Brooke show me fortnite milfs" Brooke replies, with an unimpressed yet pitying smile, "Hi. I'm the Brooke. You're not getting that"

This is Brooke! Look at He

I need to Maxine Giordano rage out for a little bit, does anyone have any girlrock recommended actions

A facebook ad for "Limited edition mario milk" for $240. It's just milk with a best by date of MAR10, or March 10th. Happy mario day y'all.

An anthropomorphic cat cooking vegetables on a stove. She is saying “Being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. But then there are also the horrors…”

this

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

Me finally realizing I'm trans at 30 goddamn years old.

Happy women's day.

Sub/domme dynamic but the roles are determined entirely by who has the cilantro soap taste gene

There's a lot of great ones, better ones yeah

aww I kinda liked that episode

The gang gets trapped in a board game ala Jumanji and quark thinks he's killed the crew while playing, but the scenes are weird and disjointed and just skip it it's not good

for sure

pepper #pizzagirladventures

HDG post: one can acknowledge that the Affini are definitely very bad and cosmically terrifying and also readily admit that they would be at the front of the line to volunteer to become a floret.

It's me, I am the one.

the Yu-Gi-Oh card titled "lady of D."

I should call her

Chance the raccoon got too greedy seeing big packs of Eggos and got himself locked in the store freezer. He looks very perturbed.

His greed sickens me

Puplivia getting positively smoked out by a faceless woman, being (all too willingly) forced to eat her out before getting strapped and vibed. I had a blast on this one! Was struck hard with inspiration (horny) and really wanted to lock in and get this done. Happy with the results, yippie! more art to come <3

How to treat your puppy friends

I'm ouppy

Yay!

im bunny now

honestly though just make an oc or hire a furry artist to help you make one

Nice try obama