Nick Rheinwald-Jones

Poster With Al Image of M... @gonebabygone.bsky.social I am the guy who owns the theater where Bruce Wayne's parents were killed and I just want to say, to everyone asking me why I opened an upscale theater next to a place called "Crime Alley," it's always been easier to criticize than to take risks May 28, 2024 at 3:36 PM

My daughter’s friend said to her, “Look, I don’t want to be the bad news bear, but—“

“You mean the bearer of bad news?” she asked.

“Isn’t it the bad news bear? The bear that delivers bad news?”

“Why would a bear deliver bad news?”

And that was kind of it.

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

incredible read

Historian of French Revolution here to say that in periods like this, squeamish compromisers do as much to drive radicalization as do ideologues. If you keep making excuses for the unfit king, eventually folks come for you and him.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

I don’t know what you’ve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out

Missed Connections on Craigslist really getting freaky

All he needs to say is “KID…”

John Slattery is 20 years into being 60 years old but he still hasn’t reached Willem Dafoe’s record of being 50 years old for 30 years.

Dorsey is sent back in time to kill Hitler, can’t do it because he’s too distracted by “how far apart the two sides are”

Someone would hand me a Starbucks cup and I’d throw a fit and eventually have to film an Instagram story where I assured everyone that “I don’t really think it’s baby diarrhea” with my fingers crossed behind my back

[uncut gems meme] This is how I get a wealth tax

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

Please, MDMA Jolly was my mother.

FBI turning off the power thus enabling Hans Gruber to access the vault dot gif

I’ve heard Fillion’s awful all on his own. As is Ming-Na Wen. Wonder how many other assholes he was hoarding to wallow in crapulence together.

Trader Joe’s promise?

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Kristi wonders if she can get her old face back now, types “surjon from nicholus cage movie” into chatbot, it autocorrects to “launch nukes”

So many people ignore the spouses at work events but god gave you two hands for a reason.

he fired her like a dog

No no no they’ll be pronounced “eye-say ah-jahnts”

I’m too busy rethinking everything I believed about Trump now that I learned he has many Black friends

I think that’s the tagline

I cannot — and I cannot stress this enough — stress this enough

@taraariano.com On the topic of mismatched photos