Steiny

Schrödinger’s Enemy

So like, what’s the punishment for admitting you are a puppet to a thing that’s not an appointed or elected official and your cabinet position is as flimsy as paper? What recourse is there for this discovery? #noem #miller #yougottabefuckingkiddingme #maga #democrat #republican #congress

Apparently it’s for off base housing expenses that service members should have already been receiving but the Big Bullshit Bill short changed them. So now they have to make up for it.

That requires cognizance, something he appears to be growing short of at an alarming, though expected, rate.

Mike Johnson is a fucking coward

Thank you. I had forgotten about them for the moment but you are correct.

The only Republican with any integrity in my lifetime.

The “fuck your feelings” crowd really get emotional when you present facts

Elect a turd, expect a shit show

They’re building a “case” against Democrats on the list which will force an investigation. Once it’s back into active investigation, they’ll declare the list sealed pending trials and appeals.

My biggest fear as a father is not who my son chooses to love, but that I will fail to impart enough love, courage, and wisdom to keep him from becoming part of the current Conservative Party. Terrifies me to no end.

Waiting on Bondi to open new investigations to seal the files for another five years. It shouldn’t happen, but I fear that’s the “loop hole” they’ll use to continue pushing the release. Red tape and bureaucracy.

My uncle was always a closeted racist… until November 2016. There is no slur he won’t use in mixed company. They only required permission to be who they are.

Financial literacy counts for dick when wages stagnate and inflation creeps ever onward. Only so much blood can be wrung from stones.

Feels really weird coming back to social media when you take long breaks. Life is so… uncomplicated when you’re not seeing the shit show that is US politics in 2-300 character nuggets.

#unfuckAmerica

two men in tuxedos are dancing on a stage . ALT: two men in tuxedos are dancing on a stage .

Of course you have to trust Fronkenshteen, dude cured death AND imparted impeccable rhythm and timing.

If you just keep on bending that knee, you wind up with your head pressed firmly up your own ass.

Pander like your freedom to commit workplace atrocities depends on it

Musk was force fed Ketamine by Shitler and then they convinced a few gullible racists to plug voting machines into a wall jack and connect them to the Internet?

Depends on how high of a number Bill Gates throws out for Shitler. Enough cash and RFK is another leaf in the wind.

If “The Sopranos” has taught me anything, you have to be committing a crime with a hefty sentence so the FBI can leverage immunity for your cooperation. I feel like MAGA aren’t QUITE seeing the forest for the trees yet. I know some who are having the “Ah-HA” moments personally, so this should be fun

I’ve added four more bottles of bourbon and a box of Churchill’s favorite cigars, Romeo y Julieta, so I can mourn all day and all night for at least a week. Then I’ll start preparing to mourn The Couch Commander’s losses in 2026 and 2028.

I’ve joined the Petty Patrol. I just want each and every one of them inconvenienced in some way that constantly reminds them of their betrayal to Americans. Can’t eat out, can’t go on vacation, movie theaters never have tickets to the shows they want to see, that kind of stuff.

Or… there’s always this possibilty… bsky.app/profile/stei...

Unfortunately, we won’t get any of the people who are about to lose their Tangerine Jesus. They already know what they’re about.

As long as they all don’t go to the same cult, I believe the US will have purchased some much needed time to rectify the loopholes that allowed this atrocity to occur.

While I agree, we also know that cults don’t survive when the figurehead dies. The fractures and infighting suggest that, without Shitler to constantly pontificate, MAGA as we know it is over. What replaces it? Who knows, but that’s a battle for another day.

Prediction: At 2pm today, a clearly deceased Shitler will be marionetted into the Oval Office. The Couch Commander will place a hand on its back and then the mouth will begin to move claiming health issues and that CC is the new president.

Had a nauseating feeling they are trying to push Shitler as far along as possible so The Couch Commander can steal the presidency for a decade.