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Elon Musk seeks mistrial in Twitter lawsuit, citing ‘animosity’ in San Francisco Former Twitter shareholders sued Musk, alleging that he intentionally sought to drive down the company’s value before his October 2022 purchase of the company.

live your life in such a way that if you’re ever on trial you’re not so universally loathed that it’s impossible to find an unbiased jury

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

French fry loosies

Throwback Twisted Kaiju Theater with throwing tea.

i am greatly enjoying all of these rat bastards getting extremely testy

For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.

These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20

Boy, I do not like The Atlantic calling abused and trafficked women "aspiring sugar babies".

Barf.

PayPal scam that almost got me. I called the number and they asked for the transaction ID and hung up. Called PayPal directly afterward and had it reversed and removed all my cards. If you get one of these don’t call the number in the note/email.

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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Has anyone else noticed a sharp decline in their iPhone’s autocorrect since the last iOS update? Every text I’ve sent this week has turned into a MadLibs.

Maybe we can get a remake of the movie 1941 out of this.

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

I cannot stress enough how narrow the channel is in the Strait and the fact that like. Two guys with a bass boat, a shoulder mounted rocket launcher, and a decent sense of determination could hold the thing for long enough for 6 more bass boats with 12 more guys to show up and fuck up your day.

If I were this much of a fuckup I would simply not start wars with countries that were minding their own damn business, and launch myself into the sun instead

Merchant vessel Seaway Hawk transporting decommissioned U.S. Navy Avenger-class Mine Countermeasures Ships USS Devastator, USS Dextrous, USS Gladiator and USS Sentry in the Delaware Bay to unload in Philadelphia tomorrow - March 9, 2026 SRC: FB- Delaware River Shipping / Andy Wyrick 📷

We live in a world beyond parody. The United States has had four minesweeper vessels in the Persian Gulf for 35 years. Just yesterday these ships arrived in Philadelphia to be decommissioned, a day before Iran announces that they are mining the Strait of Hormuz.

In this construct, “redemption” means “give a guy a break and shut up.” They don’t believe anything he’s done has actually harmed anyone or anything, so if anything, they’re upset anyone asks them to address it.

Beautiful color illustration book cover, details at this URL: https://www.upress.umn.edu/9781517920012/the-luminous-fairies-and-mothra/

Our local academic publishing house has a treat for everyone:
"The story that hatched Mothra—available in English for the first time, translated by Jeffrey Angles, who wrote an afterword about the novella’s cultural context, the unusual story of its composition, and the development of the 1961 film"

I genuinely can't wrap my head around this. Elon Musk *isn't good at anything.* His companies are insignificant. Tesla could vanish from the planet tomorrow and NOTHING would change. How the fuck does he have all this money?

Pleased about this and also I am a never Rahm-er

There is literally nothing he can say that will get my vote

I usually say that you shouldn’t listen to random enlisted on military tactics, but in this case I am literally begging Hegseth to find some random specialist and just ask him what to do because I’m sure he’s better than he is at this.

Boy I sure am glad we don't have a bunch of military bases in the Persian Gulf that rely on ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz for resupply.

This is how all my nightmares begin now

Epstein and Trump Portrayed as Titanic Lovers in New Anonymous Artwork The sculpture on the National Mall comes in the wake of the release of previously withheld documents detailing abuse allegations against Trump.

A new sculpture of Trump caressing a blissful Epstein, echoing one of the most famous scenes in the movie “Titanic,” cropped up in front of the United States Capitol this morning.

yo gang check this out

oh hey we have proof of the thing we all knew was happening when it was happening

I just… What are we doing? What the fuck is wrong with these people.