You don't "reform" or "reign in" this level of sociopathy, you burn it to the ground.
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You don't "reform" or "reign in" this level of sociopathy, you burn it to the ground.
"this is a brand new plane so we apologize for not having wifi available" is a scary phrase, not because of the wifi, but because it's a Boeing 777-8 MAX!
"cooled by the vacuum of space" - huh, neat. hey does anyone know how thermoses work
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
FYI, I deleted my Twitter account in 2024 after dual posting to both Bluesky and Twitter for a while.
i code daily, but i work as a product manager. i constantly see a lot of confusing noise about what product management is and isn't, but it doesn't have to be complicated.
here's an evolution of the guidance that i give my teams on the practice of product management: nulldivide.com/blog/product...
Become very popular with your local Tibetan enclave! www.eater.com/2016/8/25/12...
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
🗞️ Heroku AppLink now uses #JWT Authorization, solving for pains caused by both CI/CD pipelines and traditional web-based flow.
This directly addresses the need for automation and is recommended for server-to-server communication.
Details here 👉 https://sforce.co/4rRQSyD
sorry this is so funny
deaths due to car crashes <--------> deaths due to being hit on the head and your teeth turning into little piano keys
Since this is the last social media site I use I don't have anywhere else to brag about my Thanksgiving brisket cook.
All I'm saying is, if you're someone who has to go to tons of meetings, you should set "meetings" just for yourself, to book time for getting things done
#KubeCom expo — come on over to #Heroku 💜
The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
We've passed a big milestone for Apex.
www.linkedin.com/posts/salesf...
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
📣 We’re introducing a foundational upgrade to Heroku Connect. Now, Accelerated Polling can listen to Salesforce Change Data Capture (CDC) to speed up the polling frequency for your key objects.
🔗 Details here URL https://sforce.co/3Ldu8Z8
the Python Software Foundation is foregoing a large NSF grant that would have been contingent on their agreeing to terminate their diversity and inclusion initiatives and given the feds the ability to cripple them financially for refusing to comply
support them here:
www.python.org/psf/donations/
RTO mandates destroy trust - @bcantrill.bsky.social at #monktoberfest
Okay there's no way I can compete with this in terms of sheer entertainment.
🤹♂️ @azimman.bsky.social can't wait to see you at #DF25.
This October, learn how #Heroku can supercharge your business by simplifying development and accelerating innovation 👉 https://sforce.co/46mnJSb
ICYMI, #Heroku support for @pydantic.dev is here.
To get started, all you have to do is provision Managed Inference and Agents from Heroku Elements or via the command line.
🔗 https://sforce.co/3Ii73mR
Hey cool it's the same guy who wanted windowless dorms for UC Santa Barbara: www.archpaper.com/2023/08/univ...
Always be releasing :)
#Heroku AppLink is now GA -- this is a unique feature designed to integrate services on Heroku with Salesforce apps seamlessly and securely.
#Salesforce #SalesforceDevelopers #Agentforce #DataCloud
www.heroku.com/blog/applink...
Hey I work with two of those people!
👋 I'm hiring a Sr Dir/Dir Developer Advocacy for Heroku! Spread the word 📣
Must love Salesforce technology, DevOps, software engineering 😁
Role is based out of EMEA/UKI 🇬🇧
#Heroku #SalesforceDevelopers
careers.salesforce.com/en/jobs/jr30...
I'm not sure who else is in the market for a new android launcher but I'm so far pretty impressed by Smart Launcher 6. Handles work profile apps well, backups of layouts and settings, an RSS reader panel, and everything I liked from Nova launcher but just feels more maintained and prettier
Making my way to @ldnscall.bsky.social and #TDXLondon. Looking forward to talking Apex and Salesforce development with everyone.
Heroku AppLink is a huge part of what I always hoped to join Heroku to make happen: dramatically lowered obstacles to bringing Heroku compute into the Salesforce platform umbrella. How well that plugs in to Agentforce is some very tasty icing on that cake.
www.salesforceben.com/enhance-sale...
