saffi 🍵

LINK LOOK OUT!!!

cover art for might and magic 6: the mandate of heaven. soldiers are fighting a red dragon on a snowy mountain. the dragon is holding a salsa verde cholula bowl, as if protecting it.

hell ya. i don't think anyone can argue that. 😌

bonus bint 1

i crush on the alien

we are not the same

this is the year i have to learn how to let go, like truly let go

i'm hella stoned and i just remembered there was a salsa verde cholula bowl in the freezer

if that's not the mandate of heaven I don't know what is

play any non creature spell? draw two, discard one, all my creatures untap and get +1/+1 plus another +1/+1 for every saffi on the battlefield. instant or sorcery? better keep count cause that's how much sentinel tower is pinging you for. don't even get me started on arcane bombardment lol

Thousand-Year Storm 4UR Enchantment Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it for each other instant and sorcery spell you've cast this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.

been doing a bunch of solo playtesting with my commander deck and i'm really happy with it but i'm gonna take out thousand-year storm cause it's a total win more card and i already have too much shit to keep track of

wait they actually made "[points] saffi" into a card?

enough to be concerning

Right about now, it’s time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble Right about now, it’s time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble Genius Annotation These lines are refering to the fact that it is currently around the right time to rock with Buck Bumble. The lyricist refers to Buck Bumble as “biggity”, which is an informal term commonly used to refer to those who are overly confident. This term is most likely used incorrectly, as Buck Bumble’s confidence would be entirely warranted, as he is totally rad.

also this whole time i thought she had a pig tail, i didn't realize that was a page number lmao

A drawing of my vampire squid vela, she has a somewhat suspicious look in her eyes. And is beckoning the the viewer with her hand. There is a text post from tumblr user terraswallows in the image that reads. "Hey (With the intention of sinking teeth into you) Come Here Real Quick." It's inserted in a way to imply vela is the one saying it.

You should really try and hear her out first. Her intentions are both noble AND pure. *smiles*
#oc #art

when you read my posts i want you to know i'm slurring my words

Little My from Moomins sitting and holding a sign that says SLUT

i cut my bangs too short and straight and now i feel like her

...i'll also have my vitamins back

i'll be unstoppable!!

b vitamins and optimism are all i got and i'm already running low on the optimism

i gotta quit all my supplements in preparation for my surgery and i'm worried i'm gonna forget how to be a person 😰

frinch frees

could i get uhhhhhhhhhhhh a bunior jacon beesechurger?

SPRINK!!!!

it took me way too long to realize they meant junior bacon cheeseburger and not "help i'm having a stroke and can't spell job"

just heard someone describe final fantasy 8's aesthetic as solarpunk and now i can't stop thinking about it

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friends with benefits (of the doubt)

thinking about the questline where the textile mill owner who gives you your first gig has you get some machinery to help him automate. at the end he has you walk into the control room and push the button. when you come out the music goes silent and the workers cry because you took away their jobs

ittle dew 1 and 2

lrt i know i'm a cat but i kinda want to be a bat, with little bat wings and little bat fangs and a little bat nose and big bat ears

are cat bats a thing? is that possible?