Actually Metro

Go to pickup prescription for my man…

Pharmacist: “And you are.. the parent?”

Me: Busts out laughing

I thought this was me at first…

I said “The fuck he doing?” I ain’t got time for extra pointless words… as I use pointless words… goodbye

Understatement of the millennium…

@wulftec.bsky.social and I just saw the finale of Stranger Things in theatre… I’M NOT CRYING! YOU’RE CRYING!

They stuck the landing, holy hell!

Hi! I have an answer

1. Love you too Goldie <3

Dear bluesky… from henceforth @wulftec.bsky.social shall be known as “Goldie the goldfish” I will not be taking questions at this time.

So Boston is home to the world’s largest Van der Graaf Generator…

Well… That was an eventful evening…

I ask this because I feel like the minority here in that I “need” to address what can be addressed before I’m even in the headspace to consider having fun, Is this normal or am I an outlier?

Honest question. When you have a lot of “things” that need handled, like adult shit, Bills, Laundry, Work projects etc. Do you need to get those things sorted out before you have fun, or do you have fun and deal with it all later? And if you’re in the second group, When does later stop being “later”

Pay rent 1st of month, Told we need to be out by 30th. So that's fun!

No, We are not being "Evicted" Owner decided to sell. She original said Nov, Obviously changed her mind. We're month to month so no luxury of additional notice.

Anyone have a rental property in MA?

This came up in my feed and I immediately saw the furniture which is totally my jam and the stained glass which is totally my man’s jam, went to send it to him… and… he reposted it which is why it’s in my feed… *eyeroll* #cuteshit

Ya know… post Twitter feels different… Like… I just don’t know what to say, do or post anymore… it all seems… pointless.

FFS… I just experienced existentialism didn’t I?

This! All of this!!! Time Crisis on PlayStation! (And having to use the “little” tv since light guns didn’t work on the big tv.. It was a rear projection)

Imagine if men had an OBD2 port.

A custom corgi sculpture for a lovely customer! Prototype was traditionally sculpted in Monster Clay.

I’m about to have king crab legs for the first time in years and my excitement can not possibly be expressed with words

Hi! I found you

This is my friend Penelope. I will be taking no questions at this time

Yes I do

Popper laced sock stuffed in muzzle?

Fun fact about me: Hinder my ability to acquire coffee at your own peril. That is all

An attempt was made…

When you get talked into attending Mass Bears and cubs contest and run into two of your coworkers… why yes, I am shirtless and hairy… thank you for noticing

Both?

Yes

Think I messed up not taking my sleeping pill till almost 1… I’m “awake” I think…

Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake, grown up Finn reminds me of my boyfriend… way way too much… yikes