The highest complimentπ₯Ήβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
The highest complimentπ₯Ήβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
I love you, Sessy. You gave a lot of us kids a dream that we never thought was possible. You were one of the first people that really sat down and took your time to teach me how to be a better host. I wish you can see the positive impact you made on so many people. I miss you a whole lot β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Itβs been 5 months since Iβve been here but I just wanna pop in to say fuck ICE and this entire administration.
WiFi: Who?
Password: 2813308004
Iβm watching Princess and the Frog for the first time. Why am I SOBBING over a fucking gap toothed firefly? ππππππππ
Found youuuu! β€οΈ
Went ice skating for the first time and ate shit twice. This is why I donβt leave my house.
Itβs my dadβs birthday β€οΈ so Iβm gonna tell you some of his lore. One time, a group of guys pulled up to his nail salon and tried to jump him in the parking lot. He dropped them all then threw money at them for their hospital bill LOL
Women with tattoos are hideous! No man wants to marry a walking coloring book. I donβt care how many hot women with tattoos reply to this with sexy pix of them with tattoos. Theyβll never convince me. So they better not or Iβll be so mad!π
Sup my dudes. Heard weβre galavanting over here now
Glory to Master Kohga π
HIII
Whereβs everyone at in Tears of the Kingdom? I did all four Sages then told Hyrule to piss off to do every side mission I can find because I want to delay finishing this beautiful game as much as possible lol
My hair stylist got a new pup and now I have to hold this whole place hostage πβ€οΈ
Iβm a woman that needs home protection.
We got a puppy. His name is Judge. Heβs 3mo old but HUGE. I love him hehehehe
I wish rave totems were a thing when I was a raver cuz theyβre so hilarious and creative lol
Do you pee in the shower or are you a dirty fβn liar?
OMGOD me too pls. Silver haired daddies 4 ever πππ
@drlupo.bsky.social found you!
@adamsessler.bsky.social ADDDAAAMM! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Yβall been following this tattoogate story on Tiktok? Cuz oh my god she is getting ripped apart lmao
Iβm here!
Guys if someone doesnβt take my Switch away from me, I will lose everything. TOTK is so damn good omg
I want to be in a video game.
There is no escape. EHEHEHEHHE
LETS GOOO
OH HEY BEST FRIEND!!!!!