Chad Kirchner's Avatar

Chad Kirchner

@chadkirchner.com

Species 5618 | πŸ–– | Automotive Expert | Hired Gun https://chadkirchner.com | @kirchnerreport.com @destinationcharged.com | @temporalinvestigations.com Signal: chadkirchner.1701

1,338
Followers
385
Following
681
Posts
27.04.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Chad Kirchner @chadkirchner.com

Video thumbnail

Murphy: "Literally in my other ear I'm listening to Ted Cruz on another network explain why this mission is so essential to destroy the nuclear program. I may have to walk over there and tell him the admin is now briefing that getting rid of the nuclear program has nothing to do with this mission."

10.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1010 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 17
Comic. [Person with shoulder-length hair talking to a second person. She is gesturing at a dinosaur skeleton with a machine mounted on its back.] PERSON 1: Although Bazookasaurus’s distinctive structure was long assumed to be a weapon, vascularization studies show that it was very fragile and could only have been used for display.

Comic. [Person with shoulder-length hair talking to a second person. She is gesturing at a dinosaur skeleton with a machine mounted on its back.] PERSON 1: Although Bazookasaurus’s distinctive structure was long assumed to be a weapon, vascularization studies show that it was very fragile and could only have been used for display.

Bazookasaurus

xkcd.com/3216/

10.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 823 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

These days? Probably either a Miata or a Mustang, I'd think.

10.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when you could buy a new, reasonably cheap convertible? Like the Sunfire GT or Cavalier Z24 convertibles? The PT Cruiser. The Sebring.

10.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 5184 πŸ” 1083 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 122

Hitting Tehran won't remove the mines from the Strait (assuming they mine the Strait).

10.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like rain on your wedding day? Yes.
Or a traffic jam when you're already late.

10.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best way to describe these developers? Wankers.

10.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on a lot of things. Some gas station / charging station combos already gouge on DCFC rates.

Other areas will just see higher overall energy costs, which means more expensive electricity.

Ionna -- which sets its own rates -- might be more immune to those.

10.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure I'd trust CBS News as a source here. I'd wait for more confirmation.

10.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

"Blueskee"

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 918 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 72

it was difficult navigating that minefield

(yes, I know Iran hasn't mined the Strait... yet)

10.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, even better, it might not have even have happened.

bsky.app/profile/fint...

10.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's how i read it, too lol

10.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So one vessel gets a military escort and everything is back to normal.

10.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Improved government efficiency.

10.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I choose my adjectives carefully. This forecast is downright absurd.

The first 90- and 100-degree readings of the year might occur more than two months earlier than normal in many cities.

Palm Springs may reach 110Β°F next week. It would also be the highest March temperature ever measured in CA.

10.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How does someone just let their car drive through the barriers? Like, for real, brake dawg.

10.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/

10.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1593 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 10

Getting the supreme car wash because I love sour cream

10.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss FuckedCompany dot com.

10.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyday in 2026

10.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

GA4 is such junk. I still have it connected but use other tools for traffic numbers.

10.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

NUKEMAP has been experiencing "elevated" usage since the beginning of the Iran war (unsurprisingly). Not yet at the levels seen at the beginning of the Ukraine war in 2022, thankfully (see second image). Servers should hold up much better, though, than they did in 2022...

10.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

10.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 7830 πŸ” 1606 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 38

It’s wild that Republicans are cool with a president lifting sanctions on Russia while Russia helps the Iranians try to kill our soldiers.

10.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
10.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had an experience where like a decade later two of my friends were like "yeah, we were trying to set you up with this person" and I was like "wait... what?"

10.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How long after they did that did you realize the real message?

10.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0