P.J. 🐻

I'm glad it worked out for you. The shots didn't help me much so I had to have them snipped. I have 2 little scars where your bandaids are.

So just smelling you could relax me? 😁

I'm just here to remind you how luscious your tits are. I think my therapist would agree.

woman’s day

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You are the wind beneath my wings.
#art #MotivationalKaiju

Make sure you stretch and stay hydrated. I'd be happy to give you an after-threesome massage. 😁

When the world gives us signs, who are we to ignore them? 😁

This is so hot. I can't even imagine this ever happening to me.

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Okay, but are you the kind of final boss I have to run around until you expose a vulnerable spot where I can shoot my rocket launcher? If so-

Holy fuck! How'd I almost miss this one? You're looking so sexy. 😍

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😋

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If you smiled at me-

I'd love to see Mario beat the shit out of him. 😁

I think writing it out and sharing really helps sometimes. It saddens me your friends didn't stick by you when you needed them. Thankfully you have people here who know exactly how you're feeling right now.

I'll skip the slap but you're still getting kisses. 😁

Rice/beef combo is nothing new. People have been stuffing peppers and cabbage with it for ages.

I know exactly how shitty & manipulative body dysmorphia can be, so I know this might not help, but you are as strikingly gorgeous in this pic as ever. Your body is beautiful and your face card is undefeated. 🧡

Not even going to say I wish I knew you then, because I know you were pulling in guys way hotter than me. 😊

I still don't think Americans should be getting health advice from a guy with the skin of a Slim Jim left in the sun for a month.

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How I wanna be with that nip. 😋

Happy Hump Day 🍑🍑

She speaks of pleasure like a sacred vow,
Pleasure and pain walk by her side,
Exquisite in her calm grace.

But that means you're also sometimes under men. 😋

Everyday is a good day to feel that body.

Well I'm excited. 👻

Thank you. I appreciate it. 😊

Yesterday was my first day out in a bit and I did okay but my body still isn't right. I'm trying to make it to my end of March doctors appointment without going to the ER. I'm very hardheaded about going to ERs. I always tell people if I'm not completely incapacitated, I'm not going.

I don't know about anyone else but I'm always down for a little nutter in my butter.

Posthog as opposed to Prehog? When do I just get hog? 🐖

No bad attempts at humor here today, you are simply the most beautiful man ever and I live for your thirst traps.