Mathias ❄️🐺🐶 :pansexual_flag:

@KayOhtie eclairs are tasty but also you said pudding and I will ABDL Amounts Of Pudding

@KayOhtie gib

[Ideas for new pre-boot auth environment for encrypted boot of OPAL-supporting SSDs, especially with CachyOS/Arch]

@KayOhtie SUSE produces a customized PBA build as part of the process

PSA: The Amazon wishlist doxing threat is much greater and more immediate than folks might realize. Attack works like this:

Stalker who wants your address opens an Amazon seller account and lists themselves as a third party seller for any item on your public wishlist. Then, they order the item […]

A teal-and-white capsule marked "AC 40" on top of a single-serve caffeinated drink mix packet, on a slate-grey-stained wood background.

[Song lyrics, Rx'd drug in photo]

🎵
And I traded it for a mania, chemical urgency
🎵

My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.

Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' […]

Bingo, @jamestalarico.bsky.social 🎯

“Trickle-down economics is not a theory, it is theft”

@foxyloon @KayOhtie it is!

a photo of a slice of three-layer cake on a plate, with a pink frosting flecked with darker red bits for the strawberry.

Strawberry cake from last night! I make this every year for @mathias and I for Valentine's now. Cake is colored and flavored solely by really strawberries cooked down, and the frosting is solely colored and flavored with freeze-dried strawberries ^^

#baking #FediBakes

@hungrylucario.bsky.social Thank you, @KayOhtie does all the cute-ing one room could need :3

@KayOhtie in tears just from seeing it show up, let alone listening to it on stream :3

@KayOhtie > and HTTP

:blobfoxterrified: :blobfoxpeekowo:

Call me insufferably millennial (and insufferably white) if you like, but Macklemore & Ryan Lewis's "The Heist" absolutely banged and I will *not* hear otherwise.

Decided to give Adeem the Artist's "Fervent for the Hunger" another shot tonight to try out some new mic technique; tossed in some new mixing choices. The backing track separation is better than last time too, but it still has its limitations.

#singing #SingersOfMastodon

Decided to give Adeem the Artist's "Fervent for the Hunger" another shot tonight to try out some new mic technique; tossed in some new mixing choices. The backing track separation is better than last time too, but it still has its limitations.

#singing #SingersOfMastodon

@KayOhtie I've quite literally implemented FCM (and APNS) in mobile apps before so I'm definitely aware how it works

@foxyloon of course

@ifixcoinops I think I tried K-9 in the past and was unimpressed, but I'll take another look at some point. I use Spark right now, which is Mostly Okay, but the search has always been abysmal (despite being connected to a Gmail account) and it's far too frequent that it'll just sit there with […]

Anyone got an email client for Android that 1) isn't Gmail, 2) doesn't have ads, 3) does push notifications for new email, and 5) isn't hot fucking garbage?

#AskFedi

@KayOhtie and loved you are <3

@KayOhtie do not the ungoodconut

The fact that in the year of our dog 2026 you still have to hit the terminal to get or set the sample rate for your default audio device...

#Linux #pipewire

@KayOhtie yes you are

Ah, so that's how you _enable_ **Markdown** regardless of your fedi client.

@chirpbirb it definitely is

@KayOhtie you do tend to be once I'm done with you :3

@Ninji

@KayOhtie is this how we find out you deleted the Winders partition

The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:

1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time

@KayOhtie lisdexamfetamine exuent stage left

@KayOhtie are... are you controlling smort over Meshtastic