Why doesn't the president simply decide what the price of oil will be. And if anyone sets a different price he can send goons to threaten them
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Why doesn't the president simply decide what the price of oil will be. And if anyone sets a different price he can send goons to threaten them
Completely fucked myself by being the only person here even capable of accomplishing the sisyphean tasks they put in front of me every day
God im so tired of being the only one at my job that gets all the Charlie work
A BL with no T. yeah buddy ive seen enough BLs to know they usually are lacking T
Thanks for the 3/4 teaspoon of salt night crew. Just what I needed
Like I dont get enough disrespect at work this is a Fucked Up amount of salt to leave behind. These people fucking hate me
You little baby. You think Iโm thrilled that all podcasts now have a fucking video component? Get a few extra fingers of Dippity Do in there and stop crying
a new greatures about making that face I hate!
greatures.com/comic/195/
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, โneed groceriesโฆ but all my clothes are in the laundry.โ Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, โeh. I wonโt see anyone.โ Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
Screencap of a text exchange Me: I cannot tell you how tickled I was Guy at the register could not have cared less My friend: you will never believe what the domain name is for that wine
screenshot of continued text exchange My friend: vampire.com they managed to snag THAT Me: HOW DID THEY GET THAT
An unbelievable update
A picture of a bottle of wine sitting on a kitchen counter. The wine is called DRACULA wine and the label has a picture of fuckin Dracula doing the cape over the lower face move. The bottle of wine has a gorgeous little red satin lined Dracula cape hanging around its neck. Judge not lest ye be judged
I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18
Fuck Paramount+
Every year when I do the Oscar display for the library I make the poster look as much like an On Cinema thing as possible lol
are these the buds of progress the mayor keeps saying weโll start seeing in uptown?
Running down my arm like a faucet. I dont even sweat like this when working out
Getting tattooed today. The moment I pop my top off at the shop my armpit creates more dripping sweat than I have ever seen before. My body knows what's comin
An underrated reason the "AI" "revolution" is shit, is scraped "generative AI" is a *LOSSY* record of all human data.
An "LLM" model can recreate past images or sentences, but not in the form someone labored over and loved itโ it can only preserve it by making it worse. Pirates should be archivists
The song playing in the background makes it so fucking funny
Amazon Cloud Photos just gave me a video memory that was 6 bathroom mirror selfies, and in 4 of them my weiner is out. I dont even recognize one of these bathrooms
this guy loves making down payments on future 9/11s with other people's money
Heathcliff thinks "nowt's goan raht th'day".
Heathcliff approaches Cathy, who faces away from him, and says, "Cathy..."
Cathy, looking at the viewer, replies, "yes heathed cliff?"
Heathcliff stretches a palm towards the viewer and looks very sad. He says, "I am so fricking sad babes could we jump off a cliff pleeease".
Classic Heathcliff moments.
A bottle I found on the ground on my walk
The label says Dear Momma Moisture Milk
You know how sometimes youโre playing a video game like Resident Evil and you see a bottle on the ground and you zoom in to read the label and realize that youโre not actually supposed to read any of the text and what youโre looking at is something surreal and confusing
Rejected Mega Man robot master?
#art #animation
best. Forgot the last word lmfao
Favorite part of being an active Xiaohongshu user is watching this Chinese uncle's repair shop videos that are like 5 minutes of people just bringing him various electronics and him diagnosing, repairing, and returning them. It is the
Lot more sinkholes happening these days. #justmy2cents
March 8th, International Women's Day
