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those are just fuzzy black leopard moth caterpillars on his face

there's plenty i vehemently disagree with massie on, but i will give the credit where due that he is consistent to his values that he runs on which can occasionally land him on the correct side of things

didn’t say it works or he’d know how to use it

…oh. okay. wasn’t actually trying to be correct here, but quelle surprise:

frey running in a parade as an aide runs behind him with an arrow pointing to him; he’s in a MPLS SEWER shirt

perhaps there’s a way to recreate the MPLS sewer moment

going to sell “all my homies hate jacob frey” shirts as a rent fundraiser

tbh i’m gonna send him out with parachute to figure his own shit or because i’m still mad at him for season 5 of justified

seems like you have a good base to work with in this

yeah there’s a growing list of reasons why it’s not really tempting these days

idk also i feel like israel would just cut losses & shoot this plane down anyways

hen mazzig is like his zionist wario

join me

i’d try to get fuentes & tate fighting

i’d be sitting in the airport bar, missing this 11 hour flight to israel filled with mostly terrible people

If you create a senate district 61 subcaucus called Maximum Ilhan, or Super Elite Ultra Ilhan, or Extreme Baja Blast Ilhan, I will join.

“Put your dick in a panini grill” in Undertale font

lol jk

*hits vape*

can one “own” a hashtag?

mods suspended cassie because of a narcissistic sea otter (derogatory) & the post that got her suspended is like 6 weeks old that’s just a panenis joke

but anyways, cassie is reinstated now

grilling some panenis in my #sheshed

it’s the ones who don’t read good that keep this site worth it some days

the panenis post they suspended you for is over a month old?!? of course this got more ridiculous lol.

on bluesky, you cannot tell another poster something like “go jump in a lake, bitch” or joke about the late george foreman also putting his dick in a panini grill

it’s like logging into 1984

OVER THE PANENIS

hmmm, you bring up a point here

It's actually Hannibal Podium

Hannibal lectOr saying The names Lector, Hannibal Lector Lector spelled with an O"

Bzzt, wrongo

on one hand, fuck the devs & mods on this site; on the other hand, i’m incredibly stoned & can’t stop giggling about getting suspended over panenis posting

this is too funny to suspend anyone over, bring her back! george foreman’s not at risk!