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that’s a big microplastic

and all of it

israel keeps starting shit & dragging the u.s. into it

quick — does anyone know a senator?!

“get him to the greek” was really a euphemism for death

but i have a quesadilla to eat

by god… someone should tell the judicial & legislative branches of our federal government to do something

i just like how charlie is the least noticeable in the pictures

brit @BritCulp X.com goddamn. guess russell brand actually can feel guilt & also not the news i ever expected to get from don bongina Dan Bongino @bongino • 5h There won't be another. One of the saddest days of my life. He was just different. And everyone who knew him, knew it. May God rest your soul.

i’m putting out feelers for my own research but i just don’t want anyone else to get their hopes up

CHIGUY @lacho_ai •39m Replying to @Oliviajulianna I thought Russell Brand had died james monroe @chazwizbiz •41m Replying to @dbongino Had me thinking Russell brand died YBG Gaeul REVIVE'd 9 "1 @Y... • 1h Replying to @dbongino Ah you got me excited I thought Russell Brand died Pierre @DupontPier32500 •1h Replying to @TwistScopeX and @dbongino I ended up googling Russell Brand lol. Herbert Farnsworth @BertFarns...•1h Replying to @dbongino I miss Russell Brand every day.

again, i’ve found nothing else suggesting russell brand’s passing

Dan Bongino & @bongino •5h There won't be another. One of the saddest days of my life. He was just different. And everyone who knew him, knew it. May God rest your soul. two photos, one with dan at the scene of an FBI thing, the other has russell brand center, dan to the side with charlie kirk as the least noticeable one

the former deputy director of the fbi who bravely stepped down to return to the real work of podcasting vaguetweeted in a way that had half the people in his replies thinking russell brand died (which afaik he hasn’t)

he took it all down after he lost & i wish i’d saved it to send to chris nolan

but also i regret not getting one of his “make crime illegal again” hats

do you remember in 2022 when that guy tad jude ran for AG then readjusted the run to hennepin county attorney, he had that campaign ad that was a gotham knockoff & i stg used clips from dark knight when describing 2020?

cc: ayatollah khamenei jr

afaik this has been debunked each time it pops up but i stand by how the iranian regime could enable so much fucking chaos & flip so many people here in their favor by wiping out citizen debt for the bottom 90% of the population socioeconomically

people here are far from immune to propaganda lol

it’s what i offered up in exchange for a wet koala picture that my preceptor sent me in my first internship & i attribute it as a cause of my professional successes

i’m also a sucker for the skylines in chicago & philly, but i’m happily biased to call MPLS my fav

afaik this has been debunked each time it pops up but i stand by how the iranian regime could enable so much fucking chaos & flip so many people here in their favor by wiping out citizen debt for the bottom 90% of the population socioeconomically

people here are far from immune to propaganda lol

see this is such a major reason why the visibility of the aurora borealis that one night was so notable

one of the many cool things about minneapolis is how we have a handful of tall buildings in our skyline that have some solid & varying light displays which have existed long before AI & which the people here will riot to protect

my emotional support skyline

I LOVE MY COUNTRY OF MINNEAPOLIS

which i mean capella

the orange IS the teeth!

Super weaner Article Talk A super weaner (also super-weaner or superweaner) is an exceptionally large elephant seal at weaning age. Super weaners may reach their large sizes by stealing milk from nursing female elephant seals or by being adopted by an additional mother elephant seal. photo: adorably rubenesque elephant seal; potentially post milk theft from another super-weaner 🧐

nature is so beautiful & fascinating

have you heard of the super weaner?

i told him how much my grandparents have in savings

a stoned hawaiian monk seal mid snort of a snake

would you believe i’ve had this photo saved on my phone for a few years now?

tis a foggy night as rain turns to snow in downtown minneapolis; it’s late winter/early spring so the trees are still bare & the capella tower is lit orange it’s giving halloween vibes

capella tower in downtown MPLS really said 👻👻👻 in smarch

it’s a classic that withstands time

sometimes yes, sometimes no