Jason Klamm

JFC

My entire body is bepuckered.

Accepting my pansexuality helped cowabungize me, giving me a new perspective on the patriarchy and my role in it.

I need to see this sort of thing on CNN toot sweet.

Gonna start saying "cowabungized" because radicalized is too loaded.

Frisson of Transgression sounds like a fragrance for real pieces of shit.

I only recently realized what "C Suite" means because why would that ever come up and it's funny/sad every time I realize that these people absolutely *love* being properly labeled and filed away like that because it gives them a perceived purpose and meaning. You sound like a software bundle, dude.

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Wake Up, America

Chart showing in many countries, people see their fellow citizens as morally good.

We asked people around the world to rate the morality and ethics of others in their country.

The U.S. is the only place we surveyed where more adults describe the morality and ethics of others living in the country as bad than good. See our full morality report here: www.pewresearch.org/...

Importantly... Did you know they seal cans of worms with cork?

It’s opening night of AND THEN THERE WERE NONE at @lyricartsanoka.bsky.social

That’s me as Dr. Armstrong below! Watch our trailer on YouTube and join us for the original thriller murder-mystery from Agatha Christie!

🎭👏🖤 Grateful to be back at LA with this talented cast & crew. #MNTheatre

Here is something dumb I made to celebrate.

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#ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #fontjoke #ferrisbueller #book #writing #author

Here is something dumb I made to celebrate.

www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1780...

Probably unrelated.

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This is... a little late.

@pulmyears.bsky.social was a generous, funny, and kind guest on @danandjay.com and I should have released this episode LITERAL MONTHS AGO. My sincerest apologies to Paul, who wrote the brilliant "John Candy: A Life in Comedy." He was a damned delight to have on the show.

The Cameron Frye quote from #ferrisbuellersdayoff that I carry with me. On my glasses. My purple glasses.

djch.xyz/ferris to pre-order 'Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero.'

You're not wrong on either account.

Thanks to IndieWire for running this excerpt! #ferrisbuelleryouremyhero #ferrisbueller #johnhughes #movies #books #author #writing

Thanks, Lew!

After almost two years, I can finally announce that my next book from @1984prods.bsky.social will be Ferris Bueller...You're My Hero, the history of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It releases June 2, and you can pre-order now at djch.xyz/ferris.

More soon, & I'm looking to do Q&As and attend screenings.

Another version of the #cupnoodlesprotein ad I did voice over for.

On-camera is the delightful Dominique Owen. #acting #vo #voiceover #commercials #cupnoodles

The “Redaction Gown”

The only thing I don't have is all the necessary b-roll of me writing/pondering/walking/etc, and I think my best bet is to find a well-known actor willing to do an hour's worth of pretending to be me for the price of a cup of coffee. Top 2: @markhamillofficial.bsky.social @marawilson.bsky.social

Immediately makes me think of this dumb thing we invented on the @danandjay.com podcast.

Just heard it in public for the first time!

Still unsure why I didn't get this audition. #vo #voiceover #audition #acting #scream #horror #movie

Well now that I have commercials that aren't old shitty web copy from the late 90s (I'm assuming) here's my commercial reel with actual ads! Fun.

#vo #voiceover #commercial #reel

Thanks bud! They sped me up something fierce.

Thanks Lew! It's the weirdest shit I've ever been paid to say!

I guess the commercial is out! I'm the voice of Cup Noodles Protein! #vo #acting #cupnoodles #voiceover