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He looks how I feel right now! πŸ˜…

11.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me going to bed tonight be like lyrics from Manfred Mann's Earth Band's Blinded by the Light:

🎢'With this very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin' the calliope crashed to the ground'🎢

🀣

11.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't had a chance to find it. Apparently toddler found it and carted it around.

11.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The children will adapt. They'll be fine. Leave his ass. As a child of parents who should've split years before it finally happened, it's not worth it. For anyone.

11.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AT-CW All Terrain Covered Wagon!!

11.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Mama Mia! Sound up, but teacher loud.

11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the Bowser Plows'er Browser Extension was turned on.

11.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

10.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 3286 πŸ” 1182 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6

Pinkies up, muthafucka.

10.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a black jacket . Alt: Eddie Murphy points at his head to indicate "That's using your brain!"
10.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dang, that's a haul.

10.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1-5 with preference for 2-3

10.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet Alt: a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet looking like it is saluting
10.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of figured but felt like cheek was needed. πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't get anything with moving parts from CanTire. Birdseed and oil, everything else is shit, well, the oil probably is too.

10.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a bad something else.

10.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fave LotR wrong answer?

10.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canadian dollar mice?

10.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Less than fun, but yes it is a fact.

10.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If everything is stolen, even from Nintendo, how're they getting Nintendo to release it?! Do they not know, or care?

10.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!

10.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will check when I get home.

10.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was called a "Wherethefuck'ditgo!" Didn't know it was a cigar.

10.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great stuff!

10.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What did TikTok know with that 67 shit?

10.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/did:...

This isn't my creation, but they're on it with a load of others. Subscribe and block to never hear about them again.

10.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely on edge.

09.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ducky lucky. In our house, there's no sleeping in with a 16 month old. Despite the desperate need to do so.

09.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the Gellar Field flickers mid transit.

09.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EA, no way.

09.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0