Ash

kinda weird to do the haha they’re gay for each other when their whole thing was raping girls

many don’t know that the phrase “have a good one” is referring to a hot dog

unedited northernlion forehead

me reading this

need to do the Gordon Wood bit from Good Will Hunting except with Bart Ehrman and biblical history

sometimes the posts really are just for me

me playing Slay the Spire 2 reign of the infant king James VI

🤝

not really vibing with the regent

nobody actually knows what logs do, it's just econometricians playing a prank on you bro

please, call me bobson. mr dugnutt is my father

pretty impressive at his age just to maintain muscle mass though

I think the problem with allyship is like you dont get to decide youre the ally lol

it's giving irl health tonic

he really was yeeing his last haw 😔

adding the phrase "victorian millenial" to basically all my posts from now on

a contemporary keg stand could kill a victorian millennial

thanks I hate it

Image of the strait of hormuz

just learned that the strait of hormuz is actually quite curved ffs when will the mainstream media stop lying to us 🤬🤬🤬

caviar socialist is a great name for a band tbf

also just spent £110 on caviar so who is to say whether or not my financial acumen is good or not

it's time for gambino to stop being childish and be an adult. it's time to get a real job, like playing yoshi in a mario movie

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

Gandalf with big naturals tumblr post

All we have to decide is what to do with the naturals that are given to us

"damn when do they get to the office"

huh weird because I just always support my wife without having to be motivated by beer, I guess I'm just built different

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

a screenshot from brooklyn 99, where captain holt, a black uniformed policeman, says the captioned line "your libido has endangered us all".

literally every greek god to zeus:

oh shit they finally made a decent Dynasty Warriors main game again?

I've met a lot of shoe gays at the leather bars to be fair

just assuming it's a polite term for a foot fetishist

I don't know what shoegaze is and at this point it's simply too embarrassing to ask